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Hey Gina, you don't know me but I've read some of your threads and have heard lots about you.

Are your ears ringing?? You were mentioned in a thread today!

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Hey Gina, you don't know me but I've read some of your threads and have heard lots about you.

Are your ears ringing?? You were mentioned in a thread today!

Really? Where? I am a total attention #!@$%! LOL!:P

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Really? Where? I am a total attention #!@$%! LOL!:P

I don't know if you found it or not. But it was about forum relationships. I hope you pop in more often. I love learning from the experienced ones.

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The inch per 20 pounds is not quite accurate - my honey lost 250 pounds....you do the math. I would not be alive to tell the tale - though I could certainly tell a few.

That being said, without the fat to interfere, you can see what you always had plus - and this is MUCH more important...

Yeah we know, but it's nice to dream. :D

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This doesn't even seem fair....womens boobs get flatter and mens junk gets bigger. Not a fair trade off! lol

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This doesn't even seem fair....womens boobs get flatter and mens junk gets bigger. Not a fair trade off! lol

umm, womans insides..the inside of the whoot-ten-nanny, it get smaller. Just sayin'.

Cheers'

Kimber~

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Oh? I didn't know that ....coolio. :)

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umm, womans insides..the inside of the whoot-ten-nanny, it get smaller. Just sayin'.
The reduction of the padding over the pubis bone (mons pubis) is the same for everyone. On the guys it is more "revealing". On the ladies it makes things "shallower".

My wife also lost about 40 lbs over the last year. So, of course, now I'm REALLY thinkin' that I am all that. :D

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The reduction of the padding over the pubis bone (mons pubis) is the same for everyone. On the guys it is more "revealing". On the ladies it makes things "shallower".

My wife also lost about 40 lbs over the last year. So, of course, now I'm REALLY thinkin' that I am all that. :D

I sound like a broken record, but everything sexual is better when you're in good shape. Yoga ladies - really. The muscle development is great and who doesn't love a little extra flexibility. Plus, with the breathing and relaxation, you're more in touch with your body, more receptive etc. etc.

Strong legs. Its all helpful. And FUN!:)

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Wow there are some corny dick jokes in this thread. Funny stuff though. I know when I lost 70 pounds before hurting my back, my wife and I noticed a great improvement in quality. Things were good before, but they were more regular afterwords (how sad is it when you're so fat sex seems like too much work sometimes?) and lasted for a lot longer. There were a lot of times she finished way before I had a chance.

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All that I have to say is that I had better work on a healthy "addiction" before this comes into play....could become dangerous!!!:o

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My surgeon was very candid with me after our first consult...for every 10-20lbs lost you gain an inch...so at my 1 month post op consult and after losing 50lbs my first comment was "If I keep losing weight and gaining inches I am quitting my day job and going into porn"

I saw a study that averaged it was 1" of penis lost for every 35 lb over ideal weight. So, it's more like regaining what was lost than anything growing bigger. Gaining 1" for every 10 lb lost sounds like wishful thinking. ;)

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I'm a month out tomorrow and I thought I might be loosing some pubic hair. I asked my wife to take a look, she put on her reading glasses. Now that really hurt.

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Loved this thread very funny. But somewhat unfair how come our boobs can't get bigger as we lose huh?

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Loved this thread very funny. But somewhat unfair how come our boobs can't get bigger as we lose huh?

Well I don't know about bigger, because with my weight I have boobs that could act as a paper weight for an entire public library. Better on the other hand... well lets just say the "better boob" fund is already started at my house. We're saving for plastics before the bills from the surgery are even in yet.

I think its awesome that you guys are finding the wrenches in your toolbox are capable of bigger, better and longer things. I'm thinking the ladies in your lives are all very happy girls :) I'm a little jealous :D

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I'm a month out tomorrow and I thought I might be loosing some pubic hair. I asked my wife to take a look, she put on her reading glasses. Now that really hurt.

OMG lol I almost spit out my coffee.....thats too funny.

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LOL I know exactly how you feel Jim, as does my other half :D. Its much more than just the extra size though, it is the huge number of positions that are now available at 170lbs that were out of reach or slightly difficult when I was even fifty or sixty pounds heavier.

Oh and the greatly improved stamina and quicker recovery times are brilliant too.

Totally agree Karl. We went from 3 or 4 positions to now being able to create positions.

Loving the enhancement & the maneuverability that comes as a bonus to this surgery. Not to forget the old sex drive was like a beat up ford pinto & now its like a Ferarri. Vroom Vroom!!

On a side note i am betting that this is a thread where before & after photos wont be allowed :rolleyes:

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umm, womans insides..the inside of the whoot-ten-nanny, it get smaller. Just sayin'.

Cheers'

Kimber~

See everybody gets a "piece" of happiness :D

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ROFL This was hilarious!! LOVED the jokes!!!!

Seriously though....I'm so glad for you guys and your new 'gain'. Sex issues can become a point of contention, so that you've experienced improvement in the area as a result of surgery and weight loss is AWESOME :)

I do echo the sentiments that its so unfair you guys get bigger while some of us girls lose all the 'girls'. When I lost my 160 lbs before and reached my goalweight, I was an A cup. Like, I wore a B cup, but they had to be PADDED!!!!! NOT looking forward to that at all!!!!! MIGHT go the plastic surgery route. You size D ladies, I don't even want to hear it.....I know most of you stay large up top and talk about wanting reductions, etc.

I've never had "big lady boobies"......Just big lady everything else!!!!!!!!!!!

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Totally agree Karl. We went from 3 or 4 positions to now being able to create positions.

Loving the enhancement & the maneuverability that comes as a bonus to this surgery. Not to forget the old sex drive was like a beat up ford pinto & now its like a Ferarri. Vroom Vroom!!

On a side note i am betting that this is a thread where before & after photos wont be allowed :rolleyes:

LOL Robert I guess seeing these particular before and afters is a rare pleasure I'm prepared to deny myself mate.

Tis true about the appetite too, as my yearning for food diminished my "yearning" has increased to ridiculous levels. I reckon when we are born we are pre allotted with a certain number of "credits". All those years where I only cashed in a handful of said credits means that I now have built up an excess that need to get used before their expiry date :D That's my story and I'm sticking to it

You're right about recovery times too. Where as at 400 lbs a rather sad and sorry romantic (For romantic read embarrassing LOL) episode would leave me needing eight hours sleep and a light snack of three Whoppers with large fries, at 170 I am good to go again after a brief rest to take on fluids LOL

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LOL Robert I guess seeing these particular before and afters is a rare pleasure I'm prepared to deny myself mate.

Tis true about the appetite too, as my yearning for food diminished my "yearning" has increased to ridiculous levels. I reckon when we are born we are pre allotted with a certain number of "credits". All those years where I only cashed in a handful of said credits means that I now have built up an excess that need to get used before their expiry date :D That's my story and I'm sticking to it

You're right about recovery times too. Where as at 400 lbs a rather sad and sorry romantic (For romantic read embarrassing LOL) episode would leave me needing eight hours sleep and a light snack of three Whoppers with large fries, at 170 I am good to go again after a brief rest to take on fluids LOL

I think i would have just posted my before/after pics & never returned to the thread. Im not wading through a sea of wedding tackle to see the responses :eek:

I thought I was the only person who could kill a double quarter pounder w/ cheese, a 20 piece nugget & large fries. There are more of us out there?

Im pretty sure at some point in my life, I killed an 8 piece chicken box in like 2 hours.lol

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Because I said so!!!

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I think i would have just posted my before/after pics & never returned to the thread. Im not wading through a sea of wedding tackle to see the responses :eek:

I thought I was the only person who could kill a double quarter pounder w/ cheese, a 20 piece nugget & large fries. There are more of us out there?

Im pretty sure at some point in my life, I killed an 8 piece chicken box in like 2 hours.lol

I bet the good Colonel Sanders is rolling over in his grave right now! Just sayin being associated in a thread with this mayhem.

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I bet the good Colonel Sanders is rolling over in his grave right now! Just sayin being associated in a thread with this mayhem.

Arent they having a contest for Halloween. Send in a pic dressed like the ol Col. Closest lookalike gets free chicken for life. Oops I probably just made 5 people back out of surgery. I remember how upset I was that they debuted the double down sandwich the week of my surgery :rolleyes:

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ROFL

I've never had "big lady boobies"......Just big lady everything else!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm here to tell you ladies that not all men are into big boobies. I for one prefer smaller brestages and I'm not alone.

They key to remember is that its not about the boobs its about the nipple, because a nipple with tell you she loves you when she won't.

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I'm 1 month post op 34 pounds lighter and 10 inches thinner my husband is average med build 170 he was already enough now that I'm smaller he's gettn to be too much he said my waist has gotten too small I love the attention hey everyone.

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