Well lets look at this Clarke mate........
You've just had major surgery and been under the knife for a couple of hours two days ago
You carn't do what has made you happy for the last few years i.e. feed your face
You face days of discomfort as the gas inside you tries to find a way out
You've got more holes in you than a second hand pin cussion
Pizza!! yeh right maybe in a year or two
Chocolate!! forget it forever
You face a huge clothing bill cos three weeks from now nothing will fit
You will have to take those orrible chewy calcium thingies forever
Your mates will pass you in the street because they wont recognise you
Pepsimax has gone for ever
You should be delerious shouldn't you?
Believe me Clarke it will get better. I was down in the dumps when I was let home too, everyone feels crappy first few days. But you walked in there and climed on that table and you made it off that chuffin table and your life will get better every single day.
Kath is a great nurse and she will look after you just fine. Just keep your arse moving about and drink as much water as you can force down and you will be fine.
If you feel like you need to talk mate pm me your number and I'll give you a bell.
Keep your chin up
Karl
I should be happy
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