Jobu

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

Jobu

supersexysprite

I know I know

Jobu

LOL, you're secret is safe with me

lorachart

Well maybe not yet...

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Highest Weight - 318 lbs. Current Weight - 298 lbs. Goal - 150 lbs.

If You Want To Walk On Water, You Have To Get Out of The Boat

You're a great friend, but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you!

AirForceWifeInUtah

Of all my favorite things to do,
the utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
with each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer's so frothy, smooth and cold--
It's paradise--pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me...
But that's all for now, I gotta pee!

Cee99Cee

I really shouldn't be asking you this.... But I want it so bad. Don't get me wrong... Its just I haven't had it in a long time. I can already feel it going in so hard And coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this... I'm desperate. You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you this but....




.........CAN I HAVE A PIECE OF GUM

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Lap RNY -03/16/09
Starting weight -240
Day of surgery weight -240
Current weight -153.0 (11/18/2009)
Goal weight - 145-140
Total pounds gone forever - 87
Pounds left till goal - 8-13
1 st month 38 lbs 4/16/2009
2 nd month 49 lbs 5/16/2009
3 rd month 57 lbs 6/16/2009
4 th month 64 lbs 7/16/2009
5 th month 74 lbs 8/16/2009
6 th month 79 lbs 9/16/2009
7 th month 82 lbs 10/16/2009
8 th month 87 lbs 11/16/2009

Native2u

Have a mint instead.

Shetaz0028

Yep yep....starts hard, stays hard, just shrinks away

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Mad luv and respect,
Charlie

LAP/RNY 8/20/09



"Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible."
– St. Francis of Assisi

soon2bthin

Wish I had a dime for everytime I heard that.

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Cassie




252/150/137

RNY July 30, 2007