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Dang blonde girlfriend....
Chris, a very handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat
down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV..
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of
a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying,
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I
can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm
news, and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money..
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06-24-2009, 07:51 AM
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06-24-2009, 07:53 AM
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I work with her . Her name is Amy.
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06-24-2009, 08:08 AM
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I died my hair back to red after that story came out. 
Yes, I was born a toe head and dropped on my head as a baby......explains a few things doesn't it? hehehe 
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06-24-2009, 08:14 AM
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Nice one
yay for Gingers |
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06-24-2009, 10:14 AM
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Well, I'm a FORMER Ginger, now a blonde. I think it's gone to my head. I don't get the joke. Yuk yuk, DUH.
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06-24-2009, 11:16 AM
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Baja
you have way too many GF. I am jealous. Donut girl, blond girl, brunet girl, red head girl, biker chick girl. You are he man!
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06-24-2009, 11:42 AM
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ok, being the true blond that I am, I am confused. Is the guys name Chris or Bob?
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06-24-2009, 11:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by izanmanyzanz
ok, being the true blond that I am, I am confused. Is the guys name Chris or Bob?
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ROFLMAO.....that my dear Izzy shows just how brilliant you are. That went right over my head. (though that's not hard to do...hehehe)
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06-24-2009, 10:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFour
Baja
you have way too many GF. I am jealous. Donut girl, blond girl, brunet girl, red head girl, biker chick girl. You are he man!
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You know the old saying,
If its got tires or tits, it will give you problems!!  |
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