Duckie

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST
PSYCHIATRIC
JOKE



A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only
underwear made of Saran Wrap.

The psychiatrist says,




















"Well...I can clearly see your nuts."

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Official TT Bear member: DUCKIEBEAR
FOUNDER OF THE DUCKSACK CLUB TT Gym Rat # 83
Lap RNY 3/31/06
Start of program/preop/lowest/current/goal
273/256/132.5/134/145----- 5'8"
http://www.myspace.com/duckiern
"Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you react to it."
"If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble!"

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RebeccaNV

Thanks Duckie!

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Liver Transplant Survivor 23+ yrs
Persuing WLS via the Veterans Administration
Highest BMI: 39.1/Beginning BMI: 37.2/Current BMI: 36.2
Proud Disabled Army Vet and Army Mom - Go Bubba!
Either I will find a way or I will make one.

Toony

hahahaa... yup! It worked! I'm laffing!

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W.I.M.P.
TOONYbear
Lucky Duck Sack Club Member No. 7
Gobble-Gobble!
http://ktoon.blogspot.com/ <---email or PM me for access
Lap RNY: FAT TUESDAY! 02/05/08

Jeanie

LMAO that was good!

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Jeanie
Lap Dr. Callery
July 7, 2004
Savanna Annmarie was born on 10/14/2008

soon2bthin

Cracked me up!!

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Cassie

Preop/Current/Goal
252 / 147 / 137

Lap RNY 07/30/2007

Gall Bladder Removal 12/28/2007

Godsblessedme

omg that was priceless

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Deborah
Highest weight 268
Surgery Date: 12/18/07 Lap RNY
Down 82 pounds (12/1/08)

agodewey

You got a real laugh out of me, and that is often hard to do. Thanks for the joke. Please post more if you find/know any.

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Big Jon

Highest/Pre-Op/Current/Goal/

502/365/330/185

7/30/08 - Request goes to ins. co.(done)
8/4/08 - 1st use of my scale at home (done)
8/14/08 - Surgery Approved (done)
9/4/08 - Surgeon Pre-OP (done)
9/10/08 - Anesthesiology Pre-Op (done)
9/19/08 - Surgery 11:30 a.m.-6:30p.m.PDT (done)

"If we always look back, we will never see where we are going and we will probably trip along the way."



Scale Whore # 29

imdaprincess1157

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Katie Elizabeth
Official Scale Whore #28

Surgery: 5-27-08
Starting Weight: 230
Current Weight: 6 months out = 158!!!!!!
Goal Weight: 130ish

coptergirl

Finally a ggod joke thats short enough for me to remember

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Blessings,

Whitney
272/243/123.5/135
Highest/Pre-op/Current/Goal

GBS 3/7/06
Dr. Stanley Klein -Torrance, CA

Hernia Repair/Tummy Tuck 3/9/07!!!!

148.5 pounds and 64.5 inches gone forever!!

GOAL REACHED 2/6/07!!!

Ducksack Member#3! And TTBear Blondbear!!
www.myspace.com/horsegalwhit

CeeCee

Thanks for the giggle! I'm definitely sending this one on...

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Cynthia
I live in my own little world, but it's okay because they know me here.

Height 5'2"
Highest: 335
Surgery:328.6
Current: 223.8 as of 7/1/08
Goal: Who cares? I feel great!
Surgery Date: 2/12/07
Open Roux-en-Y at The Miriam Hospital, RI
TT Gym Rat #11
PhoenixBear