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07-08-2008, 04:59 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007 |
Location: Oxford, NC |
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You know you're really fat when....
Got this idea on the way home today. Let's share some true humorus fat stories that start with you know you're really fat when....
I leant my "skinny clothes" to my very pregnant friend...and she returned them because they were too friggin big!!!!!!
Have any funny fat stories to share?
Sue
PS...yes this was totally true.....the skinny little shit!
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07-08-2008, 05:04 PM
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FAT JOKES MAKE ME CRINGE.....I still feel the pain of being teased and being the joke so Im not sure this is a grate idea
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07-08-2008, 05:21 PM
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These aren't fat jokes. They are fat stories that make us giggle about ourselves because after all, we're taking steps to get healthier physically and emotionally.
Here's mine...you know you're fat when your daughter tells you that she likes you to hold her more than daddy because "you're squishy".
I can't wait to be less squishy than daddy.  |
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07-08-2008, 05:34 PM
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I don't like when people are mean. But I have learned to laugh at myself when something funny happens. I've been teased all my life about my weight...some has been funny and some has been mean. I'm just trying to share the funny ones. Don't mean to offend. But again...these aren't fat jokes...just funny fat stories. I like squishy people too! Sue
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07-08-2008, 06:08 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008 |
Location: Kailua, Hawaii |
Surgeon: Dr. Steven Fowler |
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Here is one:
When you fit into your eighth grade banquet dress (yes 8th grade) better now then you did in the eighth friggen grade! 
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Kailua, Hi
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Surgery Date: March 5, 2008
Highest Weight: 315
Day of Surgery: 301
Current: 209 and SUPER SUPER 
Damn Slow Downs! Ah well, still and feelin great!
Century Club ~ 8/13/08!! Onederland here I come!!!
Goal: 150
Height: 5'7"
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07-08-2008, 06:09 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008 |
Location: Kailua, Hawaii |
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Which mind you didnt fit at all for a very very VERY long time!
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Katie Belle
Kailua, Hi
NaniBear
Surgery Date: March 5, 2008
Highest Weight: 315
Day of Surgery: 301
Current: 209 and SUPER SUPER
Damn Slow Downs! Ah well, still and feelin great!
Century Club ~ 8/13/08!! Onederland here I come!!!
Goal: 150
Height: 5'7"
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07-08-2008, 06:42 PM
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You know you're a fat ass when break the toilet seat, then run out of the bathroom asking frantically, "Did you guys feel that earthquake?!?!?!"
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07-08-2008, 06:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JumboJulie
You know you're a fat ass when break the toilet seat, then run out of the bathroom asking frantically, "Did you guys feel that earthquake?!?!?!"
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ROFL! I don't have any funny ones.
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RNY July 10th, 2008 with Lucile Packard Children's Hospital
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07-08-2008, 07:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by offstringgirl
ROFL! I don't have any funny ones. |
Hey You! LAURA!!!!
You laughin' at ME?!?!?!
That was a 100% TRUE story from the Fat Side!
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07-08-2008, 07:06 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007 |
Location: California |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JumboJulie
Hey You! LAURA!!!!
You laughin' at ME?!?!?!
That was a 100% TRUE story from the Fat Side! |
When I break toilet seats my dad says that everybody does...
Is he just trying to make me feel better?
Usually if it happens I say, the toilet seat is broken, but I didn't do it!
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RNY July 10th, 2008 with Lucile Packard Children's Hospital
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