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07-12-2008, 01:46 PM
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Location: IL |
Surgeon: Dr. Alverdy |
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You know that you are too fat when you take a bath, rinse off, get out, and find out that you still have soap under your stomach. . .
You know that you are fat when you take a shower, dry off, lotion up, and have to go and take a nap! : )
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07-13-2008, 03:27 AM
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Location: San Diego |
Surgeon: Dr. Charles D. Callery |
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Tolit seat....
That is so funny, that has happen to me before.....You also know you are fat when you break chairs, OMG it was so embarrassing. At work I broke it, and I tried to act like it was already broke, but everyone knew it was my fat self...lol!!!!!
You also know you are a FATTY, when your sister has to move your car from out the parking lot or your apartments, because you can't fit in between the cars...lmao!!!! Its not cool....but its all good I am on a diet right now, and I have my consultation on Aug 5th, and we will see were it goes from there. But I do feel like a Big hamburger right now....but instead I am eating a plum, so wish me luck!!!!!
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07-13-2008, 05:56 AM
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Good luck, islandgirl!
You reminded me of one:
You know you're really fat (and so is your sister!).. when you get in your car to go somewhere, the bumper of your car gets hung up on the cement block in the front of the parking space and one of you has to get out so you don't rip the bumper off.
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07-13-2008, 09:07 AM
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yOU KNOW YOUR FAT WHEN.........your 9 months pregnant and no one can tell!!!!
Thank GOD with my last I had lost over 100lbs b4 I found out I was pregnant ........I looked pregnant and my Aunt would tell me EVERYTIME she saw me........."well at least now you can tell UR pregnant!" 
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07-14-2008, 11:45 AM
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OMG!!!! Landi the soap thing.....LOL! I had that happen too. Here's one more...you know you're really fat when you sit on a plastic lawn chair and one of the legs buckle under you and you go rolling to the deck!!!! It didn't break but the chair certainly let me know it didn't like my fat ass sitting on it.
That's for everyone sharing their "fat" stories. They had me rolling!
Sue
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07-14-2008, 03:17 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008 |
Location: Central PA |
Surgeon: Dr. Newlin |
Age: 52 |
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You know you really fat when you have to use your towel like dental floss to dry that BIG butt!!!
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07-14-2008, 03:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by karen4656
You know you really fat when you have to use your towel like dental floss to dry that BIG butt!!!
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LMAO.........OK that one was too freaking funny!
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07-14-2008, 04:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Laura@BellaBabies
yOU KNOW YOUR FAT WHEN.........your 9 months pregnant and no one can tell!!!!
Thank GOD with my last I had lost over 100lbs b4 I found out I was pregnant ........I looked pregnant and my Aunt would tell me EVERYTIME she saw me........."well at least now you can tell UR pregnant!" |
This was me when I had my daughter 13 years ago, my neighbor said "oh my, I didn't even know you were pregnant."
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07-14-2008, 09:51 PM
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Surgeon: John Birkmeyer |
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You know you're fat when you pinch your thigh / butt on the toilet seat.  |
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07-15-2008, 05:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008 |
Location: Central PA |
Surgeon: Dr. Newlin |
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We are certainly getting into the spirit of things!!! I'm laughing while reading.
You know your really fat when people recognize you by your big butt. "I knew that was you when I saw you walking down the hall!"
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