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07-10-2008, 02:26 PM
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Location: Northeast Kingdom, VT |
Surgeon: Dr. Ashley Vernon-Boston, MA |
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Originally Posted by JumboJulie
Hey, I got another one ...
You know you're really fat when you need gastric bypass surgery!
((Geee, aren't I clever?!))
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LMFAO.. Damn Julie... you slay me! LOL   |
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07-10-2008, 02:41 PM
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So, you know your fat when your 4 year old son tells you he's gonna drink all his milk so he can be huge like you!! .........not grow up big and strong like you, but huge like you!!! lol
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07-10-2008, 03:00 PM
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Location: So California |
Surgeon: Eugene Rumsey |
Age: 54 |
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You know your fat when your height to weight scale says you should be 9'11"!!
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MONEY IN THE BANK TO DATE......$3920
This is the running amount of money saved by not having to spend so much eating out. Number based on spending $20 a day on food. And that very conservative!!!
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07-10-2008, 03:17 PM
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You know you are too fat when you sit in a patio chair and when you stand up.. it goes with you!
You know you are too fat when you go to a Major league baseball game and come home all bruised on your hips from squishing yourself into the seats for hours!!
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07-10-2008, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Duckie
You know you are too fat when you sit in a patio chair and when you stand up.. it goes with you!
You know you are too fat when you go to a Major league baseball game and come home all bruised on your hips from squishing yourself into the seats for hours!!
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Oh been there done that. 
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Savanna Annmarie was born on 10/14/2008
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07-10-2008, 05:18 PM
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You know your really fat when the toilet seat is so small that you hang out over it. (My Dad thought one wasn't "regulation size!)
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07-10-2008, 05:20 PM
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Location: Sacramento, CA |
Surgeon: Dr. Laura Machado |
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you know you are fat when you are laying on your tummy on the living room floor and your 5 year old son sits down next to you and while poking at your butt and thighs starts singing "watch it wiggle, see it jiggle, cool and fruity JELLO brand gelatin"... no kidding!
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When same child one year earlier walks through the house chanting... "mommy is the fatest and daddy is the biggest"... obviously was just calling it like he saw it!
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07-10-2008, 05:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008 |
Location: New Jersey |
Surgeon: Dr. Bertha |
Age: 31 |
Posts: 1,958 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JumboJulie
Hey, I got another one ...
You know you're really fat when you need gastric bypass surgery!
((Geee, aren't I clever?!))
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LOL That's a good one! |
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07-10-2008, 06:05 PM
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Location: East Texas |
Surgeon: Dr. Ramesh Ramanathan (Pittsburgh, PA) |
Age: 29 |
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... when you go to lunch as part of a job interview and the hostess insists on getting you a more comfortable chair.
... when the seats in first class are too tight.
... when the scale at the doctor's office doesn't go high enough to weigh you.
... when you use your belly as a cup or plate (or pizza box) holder.
... when you can stick a roll on nickels in your belly button.
... when you break 2 plastic deck chairs at one party.
... when you always have to ride shotgun because you can't fit in the back seat (and you still can't buckle the seatbelt in the front).
... when the highest size (6X) at the Big and Tall store is too small.
... when strangers approach you to tell you about Atkins or the latest diet craze because they're worried about you.
I could go on for hours really. I've always been pretty good at laughing at myself, but most of these bring me more sadness than laughter.
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07-10-2008, 07:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007 |
Location: Florida |
Surgeon: Dr. Rosenthal |
Age: 22 |
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hahaha some of those were REALLY funny. you guys crack me up 
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Height: 5'4
Surgery Date: 12-13-07 (Lap RNY)
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