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soon2bthin · 07-09-2008, 11:06 AM

You know you are fat when you at your dad's funeral bawling your eyes out and one of the visitors comes up and pats your tummy and says "your dad would have so wanted to be around for the birth of your baby"

Yes this really happened to me at my dads funeral in 2003.

sassy37 · 07-09-2008, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SueRN

Got this idea on the way home today. Let's share some true humorus fat stories that start with you know you're really fat when....

I leant my "skinny clothes" to my very pregnant friend...and she returned them because they were too friggin big!!!!!!

Have any funny fat stories to share?
Sue
PS...yes this was totally true.....the skinny little shit!

Your 7 year old daughter throws a cuddly toy at ya tummy and says :
BOING BOING !!!!!!!!!!! HE LOVES THAT TRAMPOLINE

I DID PMSL XXXXXX

sassy37 · 07-09-2008, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by soon2bthin

You know you are fat when you at your dad's funeral bawling your eyes out and one of the visitors comes up and pats your tummy and says "your dad would have so wanted to be around for the birth of your baby"

Yes this really happened to me at my dads funeral in 2003.

OMG .....

sassy37 · 07-09-2008, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Puddin

These aren't fat jokes. They are fat stories that make us giggle about ourselves because after all, we're taking steps to get healthier physically and emotionally.

Here's mine...you know you're fat when your daughter tells you that she likes you to hold her more than daddy because "you're squishy".

I can't wait to be less squishy than daddy.

AWWWWWWWWWWW thats really sweet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soon2bthin · 07-09-2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sassy37

OMG .....

I know!!!!! I had my first child a year and a half later.

FutureFitGirly · 07-09-2008, 01:54 PM

LOL this is fun!

Ok...You know you're fat when you go to the hospital to hold your new nephew and a little girl walks by and says...."if she just had a baby, why is she still fat??" Little kids are the best! Apartently I've been pregnant for quite some time.

FutureFitGirly · 07-09-2008, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BabyNicole

You know when you're fat when you're "fat" jeans are getting too tight.

WORD TO BIG BIRD, Nicole!!

mistymee · 07-09-2008, 02:32 PM

You know you're really fat when you tell your daughter to 'come sit on mummy's lap' in a crowded doctors waiting room and she yells "you don't HAVE a lap, mummy"

You know you're really fat when you arrive back to the hospital for your one week checkup-stitches removal after GBP surgery, and your loved one parks you in a wheelchair outside of an admitting office while he runs in to the men's room.. and people all assume you're there to deliver a baby and one says "Don't worry mum, you're here!"

Josephine · 07-09-2008, 04:46 PM

You know you're fat when you're showering with your 3 year old niece and she says "Wow, you have two bellies, that's sooo cool!"

I was mortified and wouldn't let her shower with me anymore! LOL!!

JumboJulie · 07-10-2008, 02:22 PM

Hey, I got another one ...

You know you're really fat when you need gastric bypass surgery!
((Geee, aren't I clever?!))