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05-10-2008, 09:10 PM
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Whoa!
I had my mom come in here and read this ...
I said to her, "SEE!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!"
Thanks to you Dave, she's no longer threatening to kick me out of the house!
 I owe you one.
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OPEN HERNIORRHAPHY: 09/18/08
OPEN SURGERY FOR STAPH MRSA REMOVAL: 10/04/08
AND MY GUTS ARE STILL OPEN!!!
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05-10-2008, 09:21 PM
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OMG...All the previous posters have said it ALL. That was so hilarious. This is probably "The Post Most Read Outloud to Family and Friends". I had to share it with my DH.
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Brenda
Lap RNY April 11, 2008
SW/CW/GW
248/181/140
ONEderland Aug. 9, 2008
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05-10-2008, 09:43 PM
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FOUNDER OF THE DUCKSACK CLUB TT Gym Rat # 83
Lap RNY 3/31/06
Start of program/preop/lowest/current/goal
273/256/132.5 /134/145----- 5'8"
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"Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you react to it."
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05-10-2008, 11:42 PM
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I wondered why the paint and tiles were peeling up in the WalMart yesterday! I was afraid I had caused it from the results of my bean and cheese burrito. Or was it the cauliflower? Anyway, after wiping tears from my eyes from laughter, I shared as well. No, the story, not that!
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7/19/05 Lap RNY Dr.Callery
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05-11-2008, 08:30 AM
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OMG, I'm still wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes! This needs to be published somewhere, because I'm sure it would hit the NY Times bestseller list quickly. 
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Sherry
Lap RNY - 05/29/08
Starting weight -274
Day of surgery weight - 253
Current weight - 181
Total pounds gone forever - 93
Goal weight - 148?
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05-11-2008, 08:36 AM
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Oh goodness...I know exactly what you mean. Thanks for the early morning giggle.
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Debbie
Lap RNY 8/6/07
Highest/Day of surgery/current/goal
251/237/126/130
Goal! I did it!
111 pounds gone since my RNY
125 total pounds gone forever!
Reached my new goal of 130...and I think I want to stop losing now. "Stop losing now".Wow, I never thought I'd ever say that!
Looks like Donna is right though. My body doesn't seem to be done...
BMI 22.3
TT Gym Rat #95
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05-11-2008, 10:13 AM
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Wonderfully well-written, Dave, and yeah, I am grateful you made me laugh this morning. You see, I am a minister who is ticked because a UTI has kept me home this Sunday--but after feeling sorry for myself--I came upon your story and was able to truly guffaw out loud. I will likely read this to "the Rev. Mother" (my clergy spouse) who has lately awakened in the middle of the night with the covers BLOWN off the bed due to my powerful (and sadly, fragrant) farts!
Very funny stuff. Yes, I concur this could go in a book....or standup comedy.....
I am glad I "got wind" of such honesty and raucousness!
Bless you!
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It's my life!
largest known wt: 379 lbs.
surgical weight, 4/16/08: 298 lbs.
current wt, 9/20/08: 233 lbs.
Doctor's goal weight: 200 lbs.
my ultimate goal: 160lbs
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05-11-2008, 03:40 PM
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Surgeon: Matthew Christophersen, M.D., FACS |
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OMG!!!!!!!! DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! That had me laughing sooooo Hard I think I popped a BooB! LOL!!!
I even had the Hubbie read it...he was near rolling on the floor. Though we both want to know one thing....
WHAT IS THE RECIPIE FOR THAT CHILI????? We have the habaneros and various other peppers that we grow...Would love to hear your concoction!
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LAP RNY June 5th, 2006, Genesis Medical Center, Iowa
257 / 140 / 139
Start / Current/Goal
Plastics 8/7/07, 12/15/07, 6/5/08 - Dr. Aric Eckhardt
AKA: ZenBear
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning!!
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