Omaha Jim

An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road, and
he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and he'd
planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he
hadn't been down there for a while.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw that 5 young women had parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence and went skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went hurriedly
splashing to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're naked
and we're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and yelled back, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond.

" Holding the bucket up he said, "

I'm just here to feed the alligator."

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Jim

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CeeCee

Jim, please don't ever go away! I've really come to depend on your jokes for my mid-afternoon chuckle! Thank you!

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Jeanie

LAMO Smart thinking!

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Duckie

LMAO Good one!

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Baja Big Dog

good one!!

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This is the running amount of money saved by not having to spend so much eating out. Number based on spending $20 a day on food. And that very conservative!!!

BillH

Loved this one! Thanks, Jim.

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