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Old 04-24-2008, 09:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?

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Old 04-24-2008, 09:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HAAAA, that was a good one!!!
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Old 04-24-2008, 09:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2008, 03:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Definitely a keeper, Jim. Gave me post-surgical laughter pain!
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OMG - that was hysterical!!!
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Thanks Jim!
Another "cut and paste" added to my popularity index!
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