20 funny ways to overcome insanity!
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.
4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 WeeksOnce Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.
6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Sexual Favors'
7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation
9.As Often As Possible, SkipRather Than Walk.
10.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13.Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16.Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling
'Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner.'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20.And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.. .......
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.Its Called .....therapy
These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the
sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their
country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man
and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have
this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious
the triumph.
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Laura
http://www.myspace.com/laura_rollins
I'm at the starting line of the rest of my life
As ready as I've ever been
Got the hunger and the stars in my eyes
The prize is mine to win
RNY July 10th, 2008 with Lucile Packard Children's Hospital
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