Good Wish/Bad Wish - Page 8 - ThinnerTimes

draya77 · 04-14-2008, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by gina0922

You get your wish but in keeping up with all his chores he has no time to do his homework, flunking his SAT's and loses his academic scholarship you have been praying for. Now you have to pay for college!

I wish that I could pursue my dream of opening a small restaurant/catering business and making it big like Paula Deen!

Wish granted, but the only thing you know how to make is butter!

I wish, i knew what i wanted.

gina0922 · 04-19-2008, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by draya77

Wish granted, but the only thing you know how to make is butter!

I wish, i knew what i wanted.

Wish granted, you now know exactly what you want but you don't know how to use it.

I wish I could wake up tomorrow morning and find all the parts of me that had previously moved south had now moved back north where they used to be.

splendifor · 04-21-2008, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by gina0922

Wish granted, you now know exactly what you want but you don't know how to use it.

I wish I could wake up tomorrow morning and find all the parts of me that had previously moved south had now moved back north where they used to be.

Wish granted, only now the migrating geese follow you everywhere you go.

I wish my laptop's "O" worked, or that I could buy a new one without VISTA on it grrrrr!

Brandywinered · 04-21-2008, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by splendifor

Wish granted, only now the migrating geese follow you everywhere you go.

I wish my laptop's "O" worked, or that I could buy a new one without VISTA on it grrrrr!

Your wish is granted now the "o" is the only key that works and for the new computer it doesnt have VISTA but you have to give blood everytime you hit ENTER.

I wish that the insurance company would quit screwing things up.

sherry7 · 04-21-2008, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Brandywinered

Your wish is granted now the "o" is the only key that works and for the new computer it doesnt have VISTA but you have to give blood everytime you hit ENTER.

I wish that the insurance company would quit screwing things up.

Your wish is granted. You no longer have insurance, and you must self-pay for all procedures.

I wish that I were 125 lbs.

Gladitsme · 04-21-2008, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sherry7

Your wish is granted. You no longer have insurance, and you must self-pay for all procedures.

I wish that I were 125 lbs.

Your wish is granted, but it's all in your tube sock boobs.

I wish my boss would get a different job.

Brandywinered · 04-21-2008, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Gladitsme

Your wish is granted, but it's all in your tube sock boobs.

I wish my boss would get a different job.

Your wish is granted but now with the big wage increase your husband finds him very attractive and asked you if you willing to have company in the bedroom.

solitairy_heart@yahoo.com · 04-22-2008, 10:39 AM

Your wish is granted
When Will, Willam, Bill or Billy enters the room you find the only thing invisible are your clothes

lol
I wish I could swim in a big bowl of fudge.
WALK IN SUNSHINE!!!
Soli

nextbigloser · 04-22-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by solitairy_heart@yahoo.com

Your wish is granted
When Will, Willam, Bill or Billy enters the room you find the only thing invisible are your clothes

lol
I wish I could swim in a big bowl of fudge.
WALK IN SUNSHINE!!!
Soli

Wish granted but the fudge hardens and the only way out is to eat your way out.

I wish that I could go on a Caribbean cruise with DH.

soon2bthin · 04-22-2008, 11:15 AM

Wish granted but your cruise ship consists of a 7 foot johnboat with no outboard or trolling motor, oh and enough room for each of your most hated exes (me not included of course!!!!)

I wish my 3 year old would poop in the toilet instead of his diaper.