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04-13-2008, 08:27 AM
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Location: Alabama |
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Your wish is granted, but you now live in the rough backs streets in Brooklyn, NY where everyone's yard but yours has a gang sitting in it.
I wish I had a job where I could play World of Warcraft all day! 
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Trina
Lap RNY 06/07/06
357/197 /170
Pre-Op/Current/Goal
Century Club - Nov 7, 2006
I MADE IT!!!! ONEDERLAND FEELS SOOOO GOOD! - March 15, 2008
160 lbs GONE!!
Officially: AlabamaSlammerBear
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04-13-2008, 09:58 AM
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Location: Mt Pleasant, PA |
Surgeon: Dr. George Eid |
Age: 37 |
Posts: 1,238 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AlabamaChick
Your wish is granted, but you now live in the rough backs streets in Brooklyn, NY where everyone's yard but yours has a gang sitting in it.
I wish I had a job where I could play World of Warcraft all day! 
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Your wish is granted, but you work for a non-profit company, and get no pay.
I wish I had someone to pack me a healthy, tasty lunch everyday for my work lunch.
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Sherry
Lap RNY - 05/29/08
Starting weight -274
Day of surgery weight - 253
Current weight - 199.4 Onederland, baby!!!
Goal weight - 148?
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04-13-2008, 10:07 AM
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Location: New York |
Surgeon: Dr. Daniel Davis |
Age: 44 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sherry7
Your wish is granted, but you work for a non-profit company, and get no pay.
I wish I had someone to pack me a healthy, tasty lunch everyday for my work lunch.
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Your wish is granted, but it's sent in a lockbox, and you don't have the combination.
I wish that I could afford the boob job I so desperately need.
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Lap RNY 8/6/07
Highest/Day of surgery/current/goal
251/237/132/130
Goal! I did it!
105 pounds gone since my RNY
119 total pounds gone forever!
I finally have a "normal" BMI
Reached my first goal of 145...and setting a new one of 135.
Reached 135 and have decided to lose another five if I can.
I'm in the 130's for the first time since puberty!
TT Gym Rat #95
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04-13-2008, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 |
Location: Surrey, UK |
Surgeon: Dr Dillemans |
Age: 31 |
Posts: 1,080 |
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Your wish is granted but the surgeon was partially deaf. Instead of hearing that you wanted double DD's he thought you said double GG's!
I wish I could find a hobby that excites me every day...
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Lap RNY 09/15/06
Starting/ Current/Original Goal/final goal
299/ 148/170/140
5'3''
Brugge, Belgium
Dr. Bruno Dillemans
Space Major Bear
Where did the other half of me go?
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04-13-2008, 10:20 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008 |
Location: Mt Pleasant, PA |
Surgeon: Dr. George Eid |
Age: 37 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Debz
Your wish is granted, but it's sent in a lockbox, and you don't have the combination.
I wish that I could afford the boob job I so desperately need.
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Your wish is granted, but the doctor gets confused and gives you a set of LLL's, with inverted nipples.
I wish I wouldn't lose any hair after I have surgery.
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Sherry
Lap RNY - 05/29/08
Starting weight -274
Day of surgery weight - 253
Current weight - 199.4 Onederland, baby!!!
Goal weight - 148?
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04-13-2008, 10:55 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005 |
Location: FLA |
Surgeon: Dr.Mark Liberman |
Age: 37 |
Posts: 3,306 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shereeks
Your wish is granted but the surgeon was partially deaf. Instead of hearing that you wanted double DD's he thought you said double GG's!
I wish I could find a hobby that excites me every day...
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Your wish has been granted, however your new hobbie is illegal in 32 countries ,including your own.
I wish I could take six months off and travel.
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 Van
Lap RNY March,21 2005
280/130
VPA BEAR
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04-13-2008, 12:14 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008 |
Location: Suburban Chicago: Downers Grove, IL |
Surgeon: Dr. Jeffrey Rosen |
Age: 56 |
Posts: 407 |
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You get your wish but you're traveling picking up trash along the interstates with a Texas chain gang.
I wish my Cubs would win the World Series this year!
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"Thanks TT Family! You've been incredibly supportive, caring, and riotously funny at times!"
Favorite quote: "I have come that you might have life in all its abundance." (John 10:10b, but JC wasn't talking about going crazy with calories!)
check out www.firstcongdg.org
It's my life!
largest known wt: 379 lbs.
surgical weight, 4/16/08: 298 lbs.
current wt, 8/26/08: 242 lbs.
Doctor's goal weight: 200 lbs.
my ultimate goal: 160lbs
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04-13-2008, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008 |
Location: Northeast Kingdom, VT |
Surgeon: Dr. Ashley Vernon-Boston, MA |
Age: 48 |
Posts: 2,074 |
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Quote:
sherry7 wrote:
I wish I wouldn't lose any hair after I have surgery.
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You get your wish.. but the protein supplements cause you to get "Hairy Back Syndrome"..
I wish I were at least 4 inches taller than I am now...
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04-13-2008, 03:07 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005 |
Location: FLA |
Surgeon: Dr.Mark Liberman |
Age: 37 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BillH
You get your wish but you're traveling picking up trash along the interstates with a Texas chain gang.
I wish my Cubs would win the World Series this year!
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Bill, sure your wish has been granted, however the Championship they won was for "The World Series Circus ",featuring the amazing dancing Cubs.
I wish my son would remember to do his chores.
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 Van
Lap RNY March,21 2005
280/130
VPA BEAR
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04-13-2008, 03:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008 |
Location: Palm Bay, FL |
Surgeon: Dr. Muhammed Jawad |
Age: 48 |
Posts: 72 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VanessaSFL
Bill, sure your wish has been granted, however the Championship they won was for "The World Series Circus ",featuring the amazing dancing Cubs.
I wish my son would remember to do his chores.
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You get your wish but in keeping up with all his chores he has no time to do his homework, flunking his SAT's and loses his academic scholarship you have been praying for. Now you have to pay for college!
I wish that I could pursue my dream of opening a small restaurant/catering business and making it big like Paula Deen!
Last edited by gina0922; 04-13-2008 at 03:25 PM.
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