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Old 04-07-2008, 08:21 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Your wish is granted, but now it's your DH that has that heinous odor.

I wish I lived I lived in VT already.

Your wish is granted....but New England has an earthquake and breaks off along a faultline, and floats far, far away from the mainland of the USA. It finally stops floating when it hits the Middle East.

I wish my 3 cats would stop shedding.
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:31 PM   #22 (permalink)
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they stop shedding but now they look like those hairless kitties and you have to get all the shedded hair and knit sweaters for them.

I wish I could eat chocolate and never gain weight from it
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:37 PM   #23 (permalink)
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they stop shedding but now they look like those hairless kitties and you have to get all the shedded hair and knit sweaters for them.

I wish I could eat chocolate and never gain weight from it

(Oh, my poor kitties! )

Your wish is granted, but the chocolate makes you break out in HUGE pimples!

I wish I had a personal chef, maid, and gardener...and they all worked for $1 per day.
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:39 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Your wish is granted, but now the Border Patrol is knocking on your door with an arrest warrant for you.

I wish my hair would stop falling out.
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:44 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Your wish is granted, but now the Border Patrol is knocking on your door with an arrest warrant for you.

I wish my hair would stop falling out.
Your wish is granted, but now hair is growing all over your body, and your friends and family mistake you for the creature known as Big Foot!

I wish I had a million wishes!
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:49 PM   #26 (permalink)
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(lol I seem to be following you often)

Your wish is granted but word gets out and everywhere you go it's like Oprah's in town and the mobs follow you clamoring for you to use one of the wishes with them.

I wish my basement was fixed already (flooding) :P
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Old 04-07-2008, 09:15 PM   #27 (permalink)
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(lol I seem to be following you often)

Your wish is granted but word gets out and everywhere you go it's like Oprah's in town and the mobs follow you clamoring for you to use one of the wishes with them.

I wish my basement was fixed already (flooding) :P
Your wish is granted, but they messed up and pumped the flood water down your chimney.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow, but would still get paid, and still had a job to return to when I wished it.
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:24 PM   #28 (permalink)
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LOL ur mean!! all I gotta say is



think I'll pass on the wish
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Your wish is granted, but they messed up and pumped the flood water down your chimney.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow, but would still get paid, and still had a job to return to when I wished it.
Your wish is granted, but you have job following an elephant around with a poop shovel.

I wish I was happily married to a great guy who loved me and wasn't narcissistic...
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I wish I was happily married to a great guy who loved me and wasn't narcissistic...
Your wish is granted, but he has a mushroom cap and you are never sexually satisfied again.

I wish I could fly.
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