WHY MEN CHEAT????
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIFE AND A MISTRESS????
A MAN IS HAVING SEX WITH HIS WIFE AND SHE IS LOOKING UP AND SAYS PEACH, YEA PEACH THAT'S WHAT COLOR I'LL PAINT THE CEILING.
A MAN IS HAVING SEX WITH HIS MISTRESS AND SHE IS SAYING YEA, BABY, HARDER, DEEPER, YEA HARDER, DEEPER.
WELL THIS IS ME TALKING!!!!
1ST off the wife is too high class for me to have nothing to think about but the ceiling color, and the mistress obviously has no kids to hear her.
Unfortunately this is my thought process during sex, sorry hunny!!!
YEA THAT FEELS GOOD---damn I have to wake up every day 45 minutes early just to take your ass to work because you won't take your DL test after 14 years of marriage, then I have to pick you up too. Damn I am tired.
OK, A LITTLE TO THE RIGHT---after taking you to work I will try to read my paper for 15 minutes of sanity before the kids wake up and the other kids start to arrive.
OK, A LITTLE FASTER---I need to last nights dishes, because I worked to 2 in the morning and didn't have the energy to do them, then sweep, mop, make breakfast, do project with the kids, take kids to school, think what to make for dinner, throw in a load of laundry, clean up the yard, take out the trash because 8 kids stack up alot during the day, try to do my taxes, try to go to the bathroom today because I have not went in 2 days again, clean more dishes, make lunch, clean up again, pick up kids, keep kids from killing each other all day, try to take a couple extra hours work in the night to help pay the mortgage and utilities and take care of all these kids we have that are not really ours, hence, grandson, niece, nephew, make dr, eye, dentist appt for 4 kids,Yes grandson, your brains are in there, yes I will tell the dr to make sure they didn't fall out, yes Kai you have a big brain, you are a good boy, I really do love having adults to talk to once in while, but I am tired of listening sometimes, why are my daycare kids parents all divorcing, boy I feel like that sometimes myself, I am tired, and everything so hard for everyone right now, figure out why daughter is so grumpy today and taking it out on everyone, Grandson, please stop jumping off of the bed to the floor, why do the kids have to argue about everything,Grandson, please just slow down for 5 minutes, and take your nap today, the damn washer is making noises again, and now the dryer belt is squeaking, how much longer are they going to last, shit I need some more hours of work, God I am so tired. Are we out of gas again, see I need to work another hour, the brakes are starting to squeal on the blazer and the wheel bearings are really shot now, mayber 2 more hours of work, no can't do that I am tired, Pick up hunny from work, try to figure out dinner again, hell just let him cook tonite, GRANDSON, please stop hitting your auntie, and please stop running back and forth screaming I AM ROBOT<DAMN IT-the freezer did not freeze everything, and in the morning I need to clean it and throw out some of the stuff I just bought, girls please quit arguing over such stupid things, Grandson, please calm down, quit jumping off the back of the sofa, you are going to knock your brains out one day, I wonder if I work an hour while the kids nap if I can make 40 hours this week, I need to zone out for a while, Grandson, please tell me you did not just drop your pants in Walmart and show everyone your junk, Nephew please don't give out your, or should I say my personal info on the computer, Son, will you quit being an ass and come to spend some time with your son, I know he seems to hate you right now but he will get over it the more time you spend with him, yea I know you are working and going to school full-time pre-law, but it is spring break, just a couple of hours with him, no maybe I will skip the hour of work and play a game on the computer just for some me time, Grandson, please take your nap I can't handle another night terror tonite, I need at least 4 hours sleep, no maybe I should just nap with the kids,Grandson you and XXXX can not gang up and be mean to the other kids, Please just stop running and screaming, I have a headache, Daughter please clean your cat box, Did I mention I am so tired, but I have to go back to the phone in just 15 minutes------
OH WAIT, WERE WE HAVING SEX?? SHIT I BETTER HURRY UP AND PRETEND TO GET IT OVER SO I CAN GO BACK TO WORK, TAKE A SLEEPING PILL AND START THIS MADNESS ALL OVER AGAIN.
DID I MENTION-----DAMN I AM TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Peach?? Ot-adult Content And Rant!!
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