An Irish Doctor
A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
"Seamus, I am goin huntin tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care
of the clinic and take care of all me patients."
"Yes, sir!" answers Seamus.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Seamus, how was your day?"
Seamus told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MALOX, sir," says Seamus.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she
undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down
on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts:
"HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!"
"Thunderin' Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes!"
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