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Old 02-19-2008, 11:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A sane person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A sane person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Old 02-20-2008, 05:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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"No." said the Director, "A sane person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Gwen - you can have the one next to me. I failed the test too!
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Ditzy blonde copied, pasted and is queuing for a bed too!
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