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02-15-2008, 06:53 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007 |
Location: Oxford, NC |
Surgeon: Dr Aurora Pryor, Duke |
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Praying at work
I was going thru old joke emails and found this one that made me laugh so hard that people had to come to my cube to see what I was laughing at. Thought I'd share so for those that are having a frustrating day at work may have a good laugh too! Hope you like it. Hope no one gets offended by it either...so I'll apologize now! Sue
How to tell if you need to pray at work
-When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” to everyone and you think, “somebody needs to slap the s#@! Out of her”
-you need to pray at work
-When someone comes in and announces, “Office meeting in 5 minutes,” and you think, “what the f*&% do they want now?”
-you need to pray at work
-When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, “which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?”
-you need to pray at work
-When you’re in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN 1 floor, and you say “that lazy b*&%$#.”
-you need to pray at work
-When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, “sorry a## m#$^% f%$#s”
-you need to pray at work
-If you ever thought about poisoning, choking, or slapping someone that you work with
-you need to pray at work
-If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it’s going to lead to their whole f*$^&# life story
-you need to pray at work
-If you know all the words that have been bleeped out….
-you DEFINATELY need to pray at work!
Let us all bow our heads!!!!
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02-15-2008, 06:59 AM
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TT Master
Join Date: Sep 2007 |
Location: Upper Michigan |
Surgeon: Dr. English |
Age: 34 |
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I need to pray!
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Kim
AKA CelebrityBear
Height 5' 8"
286/128/140
Highest/Current/Goal
Approval: Nov. 16th 2007
Surgery: Jan. 07th 2008
TT Gym Rat #85
Onderland: June Friday 13th 08
Century Club: July 17th 2008
Size 2
"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."
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02-15-2008, 07:14 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007 |
Location: Belleville, Michigan |
Surgeon: Jon Schram, MD, Barix Clinic |
Age: 54 |
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LOLOL!!! I USED to need to pray at work. Then I retired!
Can I get an AMEN?
'thann
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Lap RNY: 04/29/2008
280 | 250 | 154| 140
Highest | Day of surgery | Now| My goal
Gall bladder removal: 03/20/2009
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02-15-2008, 07:21 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007 |
Location: Woodbridge, VA |
Surgeon: Dr. Amir Moazzez |
Age: 32 |
Posts: 118 |
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I totally need to pray at work.
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RNY June 10, 2008
Pre-Op Weight: 278
Goal Weight: 155
Week 1: 254
"The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning." ~ George Baker
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02-15-2008, 08:45 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 |
Location: Asheville, NC |
Surgeon: Dr. Roc Bauman, Carolina Weight Loss Surgery |
Age: 39 |
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I need to pray hard!
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02-15-2008, 07:48 PM
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TT Master
Join Date: Nov 2005 |
Location: Virginia Beach, VA |
Surgeon: Stanley Klein |
Posts: 7,812 |
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Opps...think I need some time on the knees 
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Blessings,
Whitney 
272/243/ 123.5/135
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GBS 3/7/06
Dr. Stanley Klein -Torrance, CA
Hernia Repair/Tummy Tuck 3/9/07!!!!
148.5 pounds and 64.5 inches gone forever!!
GOAL REACHED 2/6/07!!!
Ducksack Member#3! And TTBear Blondbear!!
www.myspace.com/horsegalwhit
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04-18-2008, 08:59 PM
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TT Master
Join Date: Jan 2008 |
Location: Mt Pleasant, PA |
Surgeon: Dr. George Eid |
Start Weight: 274 |
Current Weight: 151 |
Goal Weight: 149 |
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Oh gosh, I'm guilty of all of these...I'd better start praying at work!
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Counting down to May 25, 2010...baby boy or baby girl? Such an awesome 2nd surgiversary present!
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Lap RNY -05/29/08
274 orientation/253 day of surgery/151 current/149 goal
Total pounds gone forever - 122
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04-18-2008, 10:16 PM
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TT Master
Join Date: Nov 2007 |
Location: California |
Surgeon: Dr. Laura Machado |
Age: 46 |
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Forgive me for I have sinned....but it's been such a BUSY week and I couldn't take another personal phone call for my co-worker (the 100th one this week), and having her surf the internet as I was busting my hump trying to get things done and had to work 2 hours overtime just to get out what HAD to get out, though I didn't get caught up...sheesh...I better just get to praying now...alot of those evil thoughts have gone through my mind this week!
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Height 5' 8"
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TT Gym rat club member #132
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04-19-2008, 08:55 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2008 |
Location: Placentia, CA |
Surgeon: Dr. Mir Ali, Orange Coast Memorial |
Age: 55 |
Posts: 590 |
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Praying BIG TIME here!
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Blessings,
Surgery date was July 21, 2008
Highest/Pre-surgery/Current/Goal
313.6/292.2/226/150-135
BMI was 52.1 as of 9/23/08 is 41.4
I'm a loser!!!!!
Olga "GrrramOBear" 
Happiness keeps you sweet, trials keep you strong. Sorrows keep you human, failures keep you humble. Success keeps you glowing.
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