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Omaha Jim · 01-23-2008, 09:19 AM

Why does a round pizza only come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Persephone · 01-23-2008, 09:25 AM

soooo funny.

And yes, I did try to sing both songs to figure it out

And yes, they do have the same tune. lmao

Gwen · 01-23-2008, 09:30 AM

...... as I have just been pondering the exact same questions the whole day - waiting for you lot to wake up and talk to me

XXX

Duckie · 01-23-2008, 09:36 AM

Yep, started singing. lol The hearse one made me chuckle the most.

I know, I'm sick. lol

chilmoe · 01-23-2008, 10:27 AM

hahaha, got me too, started singing before i read the next line too - we can be sick together duckie, the hearse one is the only one i laughed out loud at

thanks for the laugh

Duckie · 01-23-2008, 10:30 AM

Carrie, I knew there was a reason I loved ya!

fisher1000 · 01-23-2008, 10:36 AM

Why does a mother-in-law blame a ghost in the house as the answer to who turned the thermostat up to 80 so that she doesn't have to take the blame herself, even though she's the only one in the house?

When you have a double width driveway, why does your mother-in-law, father-in-law, and wife insist on parking in the very middle of it?

Why is it when you're trying not to wake the baby and you crunch on your toast the noise is "Way" too loud, but when you're wife slams the microwave door and turns the TV up, she's just trying to be quiet for the baby???

I guess some of these questions just don't have answers...they're mysteries...

-Mike