ThinnerTimes Logo
Connect with Facebook
 
Register Groups Blogs Photos Chat Members Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Help Donate
  ThinnerTimes Forum
 

Advanced Search
Member Search
 
 

Go Back   ThinnerTimes - Gastric Bypass Forum, Lap Band Forum, and Vertical Sleeve Gastrectomy Forum > General > Socialize

Notices

Socialize General discussion area for anything related or unrelated to WLS.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 01-23-2008, 09:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Omaha Jim's Avatar

Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Omaha
Surgeon: Dr Thomas White
Age: 49
Posts: 1,495
Blog Entries: 10
Omaha Jim is on a distinguished road
Send a message via Skype™ to Omaha Jim
Default Questions, Questions, Questions

Why does a round pizza only come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
__________________
Best Regards

Jim

447.3/424/230
/220
Highest/Was/Is/Will Be
Lap RNY 11/19/2007

http://www.thelesserman.blogspot.com/
http://www.facebook.com/jmranes/


Century Club 08 Feb 2008
2terville 12 Apr 2008
05/19/2008 - 6 Month Surgiversary - 153 Pounds Gone.
Double Century Club - 10/9/2008
11/19/2008 1 Year Surgiversary - 203 Pounds Gone


The Omaha Bear aka HuggyBear

Omaha Jim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2008, 09:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Persephone's Avatar

Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: King Solomons mines exit 75
Surgeon: Dr. Juarez
Age: 36
Posts: 906
Blog Entries: 3
Persephone is on a distinguished road
Default

soooo funny.

And yes, I did try to sing both songs to figure it out

And yes, they do have the same tune. lmao
__________________
TT PANDA BEAR
Not morbidly obese..Not obese..not even overweight....I am now "NORMAL"

Highest 265
Before surgery 255
Now 144

GOAL 135


Height 5'4'

Gym Rat #80

Scale Ho #9





"The soul-quake happened here in a glass world.....particle by particle she slowly changes...."
Persephone is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2008, 09:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Gwen's Avatar

Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Berkshire - United Kingdom
Surgeon: The Amazing Dr Bruno Dillemans - Brugge, Belgium
Age: 35
Posts: 1,248
Gwen is on a distinguished road
Send a message via Skype™ to Gwen
Question Must be reading my mind....

...... as I have just been pondering the exact same questions the whole day - waiting for you lot to wake up and talk to me

XXX
__________________
GWENNIE POOH ("TT BearLover")
South African girl in UK
"BruggeBabe"


RNY - 26 Sep '07
Then/Now/Dream (22 Oct '08) - 5'7"/1,75m
121.5/79.6/80 kg
19/12.7/12½ st
267/175/176 lbs

TT Gym Rat #43 - 28 Jul '07

"I LOVE THIS LIFE!" as per Shereeks
Gwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2008, 09:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
TT Master
 
Duckie's Avatar

Join Date: Jan 2006
Surgeon: Dr. Donald Czerniach
Age: 41
Posts: 7,625
Blog Entries: 1
Duckie is on a distinguished road
Default

Yep, started singing. lol The hearse one made me chuckle the most. I know, I'm sick. lol
__________________

Official TT Bear member: DUCKIEBEAR
FOUNDER OF THE DUCKSACK CLUB TT Gym Rat # 83
Lap RNY 3/31/06
Start of program/preop/lowest/current/goal
273/256/132.5/134/145----- 5'8"
http://www.myspace.com/duckiern
"Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you react to it."
"If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble!"
Duckie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2008, 10:27 AM   #5 (permalink)
TT Master
 
chilmoe's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Cananda
Surgeon: Dr. Nohr, Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada
Age: 35
Posts: 2,155
chilmoe is on a distinguished road
Default

hahaha, got me too, started singing before i read the next line too - we can be sick together duckie, the hearse one is the only one i laughed out loud at

thanks for the laugh
__________________
_________________________
Carrie
Open RNY - Sept. 11, 2006
5'3" Start 239 / Current 110

One-der-land Club October 1, 2006
Over-weight Club December 13, 2006
Doctor's goal: 140lbs March 23, 2007
Open Gallbladder Surgery: August 13, 2007
TT Gym rat club member #4
Current: 16% BF
chilmoe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2008, 10:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
TT Master
 
Duckie's Avatar

Join Date: Jan 2006
Surgeon: Dr. Donald Czerniach
Age: 41
Posts: 7,625
Blog Entries: 1
Duckie is on a distinguished road
Default

Carrie, I knew there was a reason I loved ya!
__________________

Official TT Bear member: DUCKIEBEAR
FOUNDER OF THE DUCKSACK CLUB TT Gym Rat # 83
Lap RNY 3/31/06
Start of program/preop/lowest/current/goal
273/256/132.5/134/145----- 5'8"
http://www.myspace.com/duckiern
"Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you react to it."
"If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble!"
Duckie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2008, 10:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
TT Master
 
fisher1000's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Buffalo NY
Surgeon: Dr. Joseph Caruana (Synergy Bariatrics)
Age: 38
Posts: 2,383
fisher1000 is on a distinguished road
Send a message via Yahoo to fisher1000 Send a message via Skype™ to fisher1000
Default

Why does a mother-in-law blame a ghost in the house as the answer to who turned the thermostat up to 80 so that she doesn't have to take the blame herself, even though she's the only one in the house?

When you have a double width driveway, why does your mother-in-law, father-in-law, and wife insist on parking in the very middle of it?

Why is it when you're trying not to wake the baby and you crunch on your toast the noise is "Way" too loud, but when you're wife slams the microwave door and turns the TV up, she's just trying to be quiet for the baby???

I guess some of these questions just don't have answers...they're mysteries...



-Mike
__________________
FISHERBEAR MIKE
402/204/under 200 (As of 11/15/08)
Highest/Current/Goal
Open RNY - September 24th

198 pounds GONE, BABY, GONE!

BMI: 63 (was) / 31 (is)

Countdown to goal: 206 205 204 203 202 201 200 199 GOAL!

Find me on the web:
Personal Web Page
FACEbook
Twitter
Delicious

Tomorrow is Here: My Gastric Bypass Journey (BOOK)
fisher1000 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2008, 10:42 AM   #8 (permalink)
TT Master
 
Duckie's Avatar

Join Date: Jan 2006
Surgeon: Dr. Donald Czerniach
Age: 41
Posts: 7,625
Blog Entries: 1
Duckie is on a distinguished road
Default

I'm sorry Mike but those had me giggling. Poor guy.
__________________

Official TT Bear member: DUCKIEBEAR
FOUNDER OF THE DUCKSACK CLUB TT Gym Rat # 83
Lap RNY 3/31/06
Start of program/preop/lowest/current/goal
273/256/132.5/134/145----- 5'8"
http://www.myspace.com/duckiern
"Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you react to it."
"If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble!"
Duckie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2008, 10:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
TT Master
 
fisher1000's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Buffalo NY
Surgeon: Dr. Joseph Caruana (Synergy Bariatrics)
Age: 38
Posts: 2,383
fisher1000 is on a distinguished road
Send a message via Yahoo to fisher1000 Send a message via Skype™ to fisher1000
Default

I think I have compassion fatigue too...though it feels like "war" weary...

-Mike
__________________
FISHERBEAR MIKE
402/204/under 200 (As of 11/15/08)
Highest/Current/Goal
Open RNY - September 24th

198 pounds GONE, BABY, GONE!

BMI: 63 (was) / 31 (is)

Countdown to goal: 206 205 204 203 202 201 200 199 GOAL!

Find me on the web:
Personal Web Page
FACEbook
Twitter
Delicious

Tomorrow is Here: My Gastric Bypass Journey (BOOK)
fisher1000 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2008, 10:59 AM   #10 (permalink)
TT Master
 
CeeCee's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Surgeon: Dr. Harry Sax
Age: 51
Posts: 1,678
CeeCee is on a distinguished road
Default

Here's another:

Why are there Braille instructions on a drive-up ATM?
__________________
Cynthia
I live in my own little world, but it's okay because they know me here.

Height 5'2"
Highest: 335
Surgery:328.6
Current: 223.8 as of 7/1/08
Goal: Who cares? I feel great!
Surgery Date: 2/12/07
Open Roux-en-Y at The Miriam Hospital, RI
TT Gym Rat #11
PhoenixBear
CeeCee is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Questions about vitamins electrichoney General Gastric Bypass Discussions 9 10-10-2008 04:49 PM
16 Weeks Pregnant with Questions - Help! ladyjane Pregnancy 7 11-27-2007 01:57 PM
Postop Questions lmk1019 Post-op Gastric Bypass 5 11-25-2006 06:57 PM
questions, questions..... Nikki56 Post-op Gastric Bypass 6 06-13-2006 12:14 PM
Plastic Surgery Questions for East Countys meeting sryamy Long-Term Post-op 9 05-21-2005 09:47 AM


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 01:46 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0
Owned by ThinnerTimes Gastric Bypass