I like forums, I think they are fun and I enjoy being part of the community. Now, don't get jealous, but I am also a member of another forum. Stop it, I can see your face reddening. It is not a WLS forum, there, thats better. It is a Shave Geek forum, guys and some gals, that collect, use and sell vintage wetshaving equipment and are always looking for that BBS (Baby Butt Smooth) shave. Don't laugh - there is a reason they call use shave geeks.
Anyway - when we get that BBS shave, it is very hard not not to spend time stroking our chins and rubbing our cheeks in apparent fondness of our great shave. So smooth, smell great (I also love and collect mens fragrances). We in the shave geek forums have taken to calling this faceturbating. I know, your getting red cheeks again, but stop it, we are all adults here and everybody does it.
So, here is what happened today. I had a great shave. A great freaking BBS shave. Put on my old school Aqua Velva Aftershave, then a bit later, a couple of spritzes of Soul - I look good I smell good. Mmmmmmm! So, SWMBO and myself were driving over to the Cabela's (big sale) and I was unconsciously stroking my chiny chin chin and rubbing my oh so smooth now discernible ( not discernible prior to WLS) jawline when I heard from SWMBO in a rather stern voice "Hey, are you doing what I think your doing?" My first answer was an embarrassing NO! I was sooo busted. She laughed and said - Dude, you need to go to Faceturbators anonymous.
I was a bad boy! She is not home now, so I have been rubbing my cheeks for about the last half hour. Hehehe.
Don't tell anyone.
This is a true story - it happened to me today. (PG-13 Rated)
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