Omaha Jim

Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

"Son, all household appliances come in white."
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Jim

447.3/424/230
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Highest/Was/Is/Will Be
Lap RNY 11/19/2007

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Century Club 08 Feb 2008
2terville 12 Apr 2008
05/19/2008 - 6 Month Surgiversary - 153 Pounds Gone.
Double Century Club - 10/9/2008
11/19/2008 1 Year Surgiversary - 203 Pounds Gone

Corrine

THAT'S IT!

Jim - you are a marked man.......... (honestly, I wasn't laughing - I had a tickle in my throat )

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~~~~~~~~24 Sept. 2007 - Lap. RNY & umbilical hernia repair
27 Oct. 2008 - Emergency Surgery - omental mass,
gallbladder, adhesions & appendix

..260 / 224.7/ 111
highest/surg./now
BMI 18.5...5'5"

anji

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Duckie

I hadn't seen that one before. FUNNY! lol

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Jeanie

NICE answer by the Dad. I'm sure though the Mom was nowhere near to here....lol That was funny.

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