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fisher1000 · 01-06-2008, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galaxy135

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service.

You crack me up! Hilarious!

-Mike

galaxy135 · 01-06-2008, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fisher1000

You crack me up! Hilarious!

-Mike

Why thank you very much Mike. I aim to please

norwegiangirl · 01-06-2008, 06:29 PM

Yes we europeans aim to pleas, like the stewardess said; coffee,tea, me?
LOL

fisher1000 · 01-06-2008, 06:30 PM

Oh, I LOVE Europeans! I'm married to one! (She's from Peterborough originally...)

-Mike

norwegiangirl · 01-06-2008, 06:37 PM

Now, we can all be glad that i don't have anything to do with either flying (pilot or steward), or any other kind of transportation, cause i have no idea where Peterborough is.....lol
I do know it's NOT in Norway, so i'm not completely lost.....lol

fisher1000 · 01-06-2008, 06:41 PM

Sorry, it's in England...

-Mike

norwegiangirl · 01-06-2008, 06:43 PM

Don't be sorry!!!!
i just ask if i don't know.....lol

My geography (sp?) teacher (If he's still alive) from waaaay back in school, would NOT have been proud of me right now.......lol

Have you ever been there?

galaxy135 · 01-06-2008, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by norwegiangirl

Now, we can all be glad that i don't have anything to do with either flying (pilot or steward), or any other kind of transportation, cause i have no idea where Peterborough is.....lol
I do know it's NOT in Norway, so i'm not completely lost.....lol

It's more or less in the middle of the UK. Never been there myself but been past as I shot up the A1 (major road up North) towards Nottingham (Robin Hood country)

norwegiangirl · 01-06-2008, 06:54 PM

ah ok.

I have been to London once, but i went with my class and i was 13. We stayed in London for a week, and all i remember is: the punks, i loooooved them! lol, Madame tussauds, the scary department there scared the heck out of me!, HMS, oh i didn't know so much music could excist.....Marks and Spencer, and especially the accesories part, i still dream of going back there lol, and Pizza hut! That was the first time i went to a chain fast food thing! ( I actually come from a small town in the upmost north of Norway, and to this day, the only place you can get a burger there is at the gas station!!! lol)

galaxy135 · 01-20-2008, 04:28 PM

Confucius
Says:

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Man who run in
front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in
pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give
wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
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Man who walk
through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok .
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<>
Man with one
chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.<>
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<>
Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<>
Panties not
best thing on earth! But next to best thing on
earth.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<>
War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<>
Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<>
Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.<>
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<>
It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<>
Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<>
Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<>
Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<>
Man who fart in
church sit in own pew..
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<>
Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<>
Now send it to 10
or more people.
Nothing will
happen but 10 people laughing