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Old 01-04-2008, 09:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wink Great not completely clean joke.

There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.

--> The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said,

"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a Thermon tew day"
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Old 01-04-2008, 09:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Love This!!!! Tee-Heee-heee!!!!!!!!!
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Too cute!
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ROTFLMAO!!! This cracked me up - keep them coming Jim...you have the great ones!!
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LOL you are a true goof ball
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LOL!
Couldn't understand what the green sour thing was, but i got the rest of it! lol
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LOL!
Couldn't understand what the green sour thing was, but i got the rest of it! lol
Sour fruit
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Brilliant Even my stomach is roaring.
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