Great blonde joke - ThinnerTimes

Duckie · 09-23-2007, 08:41 PM

> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please
come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get Started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

> > The blonde says, "According to the picture
on the box, it's a rooster."

> >
> > Her boyfriend decides to go over and help
with the puzzle.
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> > She lets him in and shows him where she has
the puzzle spread all over the table.

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> > He studies the pieces for a moment, then
looks at the box, then turns to
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> > Her and says,

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> > "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to
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> > Assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a rooster."
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> > He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want
you to relax. Let's have a
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> > Nice cup of tea, and then ....." he said
with a deep sigh,
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> >
> > "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the
box."