Funny Joke - ThinnerTimes

CarlieGirl · 09-16-2007, 07:49 AM

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town."

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders off and stands at the far end of the bar.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off.

Ten minutes later he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..."

Finally the guy interrupts: "Go home, Dad - you're drunk!"

Mavisavis · 09-16-2007, 09:09 AM

LOL.......that was funny.

Ruca · 09-18-2007, 03:11 PM

LOL. Too funny.

When I call my parents I always ask my dad (who usually answers) "Hey what are you doing?" His response is *ALWAYS* "Your Mom"

You would think that after 25 yrs I would remember to NOT ask.

PollyC · 09-18-2007, 03:33 PM

My hubby and I have an older couple we sometimes hang out with. They are old enough to be our parents but since our parents are all back in Missouri they are parents our adopted parents here in Texas.

If I call and he answers the phone I out of habit I always ask..."what are you doing?" He replies..."your next" LOL...Dirty old man! But we love him.