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09-05-2007, 11:22 PM
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a little joke
Found this in a book of jokes when I was 15....
Two little boys were playing outside and happened to watch little Suzie walk down the sidewalk.
One boy turned to the other and calmly said, "Her necks dirty"
The other boy looked astonished and said, "Her does?"
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Surgery 8/2/07
One-derland 10/11/07
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First goal achieved 145 lbs. 4/12/08
Final goal (????) reached 6/25/08
81 inches lost!
Size 6 skinny jeans and small top!
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09-06-2007, 04:42 AM
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Haaa haaa!!! Dat's cute!
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09-06-2007, 05:10 AM
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Ok...maybe it's too early & i should come back & read this after work. I don't get it. 
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Lap RNY 10/30/2007
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God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
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09-06-2007, 05:41 AM
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I don't get it either... please explain because I want to laugh this morning.
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09-06-2007, 05:49 AM
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I totally dont get it!
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242/166/142 5'3"
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Newton-Wellesley Hospital, MA
Dr. Gazmuri
RNY October 30, 2006
76 pounds gone and 24 pounds to go!
TT Gym Rat Club Member #10 (5 days a week)
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09-06-2007, 06:27 AM
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Took me three reads but I got it finally.
Think of what "necks" can mean other than a part of the body and you may get it. 
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09-06-2007, 06:33 AM
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Just SPILL IT! LOL I don't get it either and I'm not dumb as a rock! LOL
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Lap RNY 06/07/06
357/195 /Goal=Life
Pre-Op/Current/Goal
Century Club - Nov 7, 2006
I MADE IT!!!! ONEDERLAND FEELS SOOOO GOOD! - March 15, 2008
162 lbs GONE!!
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09-06-2007, 06:34 AM
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necks = make out/sex/fool around
(at least that is how I interpretted the joke, I am not wrong am I? lol)
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Height - 5'8"
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High/Surgery/Current/My Goal/Doc Goal
LAP RNY - Oct. 22/07
Last edited by Dayanara; 09-06-2007 at 06:46 AM..
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09-06-2007, 07:21 AM
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you got it Day... Maybe them southerner's don't know nuttin' bout neckin'!
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TOONYbear
Lucky Duck Sack Club Member No. 7
Gobble-Gobble!
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Lap RNY: FAT TUESDAY! 02/05/08
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09-06-2007, 07:30 AM
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I just burst out laughing on this one!
"Neck" and "pet" were big words "in my day!!" Lmao
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Lap RNY - 4/9/07. Pre-op, 236 lbs - Current: 106 lbs. - Goal: 126 lbs.
CENTURY CLUB: 11/26/07 Wooo Hoooooo!!!
WAY more than HALF of me, 130 lbs., GONE!!!!!
Size 3 in skinny jeans, Petite Small in all else!
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