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Old 09-05-2007, 11:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Found this in a book of jokes when I was 15....



Two little boys were playing outside and happened to watch little Suzie walk down the sidewalk.

One boy turned to the other and calmly said, "Her necks dirty"

The other boy looked astonished and said, "Her does?"
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Old 09-06-2007, 04:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haaa haaa!!! Dat's cute!
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Old 09-06-2007, 05:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ok...maybe it's too early & i should come back & read this after work. I don't get it.
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Old 09-06-2007, 05:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I don't get it either... please explain because I want to laugh this morning.
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Old 09-06-2007, 05:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I totally dont get it!
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Old 09-06-2007, 06:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Took me three reads but I got it finally.

Think of what "necks" can mean other than a part of the body and you may get it.
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Old 09-06-2007, 06:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Just SPILL IT! LOL I don't get it either and I'm not dumb as a rock! LOL
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Old 09-06-2007, 06:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
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necks = make out/sex/fool around



(at least that is how I interpretted the joke, I am not wrong am I? lol)
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Old 09-06-2007, 07:21 AM   #9 (permalink)
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you got it Day... Maybe them southerner's don't know nuttin' bout neckin'!
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Old 09-06-2007, 07:30 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I just burst out laughing on this one!

"Neck" and "pet" were big words "in my day!!" Lmao
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