Reasons cookie dough is better than a man - ThinnerTimes - Gastric Bypass Forum, Lap Band Forum, and Vertical Sleeve Gastrectomy Forum

CarlieGirl · 04-30-2007, 03:58 PM

REASONS COOKIE DOUGH IS BETTER THAN A MAN

* It's enjoyable hard or soft.
* It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
* You always want to swallow.
* It won't complain if you share it with friends.
*It's "quick and convenient."
* You can enjoy it more than once.
* It comes already protectively wrapped.
* You can make it as large as you want.
* If you don't finish it you can save it for later.
* It's easier to get the kind you want.
* You can comparison shop.
* It's easier to find in a grocery store.
* You can put it away when you've had enough.
* You know yours has never been eaten before.
* It won't complain if you chew on it.
* You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed.
* It's always ready to go.
* You won't get arrested if you eat it in public.
* You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.
* It won't wake you up because it's hard.
* You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.
* You can tell your friends how much you've eaten without sounding like you're bragging.
* It won't take up room in your bed.
* It's easy to pick up.
* It won't get jealous if you pick up another one.
* It never has an insecurity problem with its size.