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Old 04-11-2007, 12:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a deep valley and on your right side is a fire
engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant horse and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round! You're drunk.
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Old 04-11-2007, 01:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL...I am forwarding it on!
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I just changed the joke.... After reading the panties thread I got scared of saying "bitches".....
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LOL. I remember it...so I am going to forward it on!
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nothing taste better than thinner is going to feel. Here's to living longer, stronger and reaching those personal goals all of them!

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203 /186.6 / 198.8 / 150.4 /????
heart healthy and diabetes free!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-12-2007, 03:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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ROFL! funny... I was having flashbacks to match classes in high school.... thanks for the morning giggle!
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