More political Correctness Terms
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More Political Correctness Terms...
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ;
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to
as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
2. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."
3. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
4. He does not act like a "TOTAL " - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
5. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE."
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Leesa
wls date April 17th 07
nothing taste better than thinner is going to feel. Here's to living longer, stronger and reaching those personal goals all of them!
highest/morning of/ afternoon of/ current/goal
203 /186.6 / 198.8 / 150.4 /????
heart healthy and diabetes free!!!!!!!!!!!
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