I just couldn't resist!
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world
30% of women over the age of 80 still have sex either with their spouse or boyfriends.
Mosquitoes, which mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds
Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.
It’s illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada
(They got the guys “covered!”)
Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to door, by women. (But do they give live demonstrations?)
More Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month (must be all those weddings and prom nights).
Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits”.
In the original Grimm fairly tale of 'Sleeping Beauty', the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up. (Good thing that was rewritten!)
The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece.
The word avocado comes from the Spanish word aguacate which is derived from the Aztec word ahuacati which means testicle.
(Let’s hear it for guacamole!)
The first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive, annoyingly thick and meant to be reused.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth. (But is it legal if you pay the toll?)
In Fairbanks, Alaska it’s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks.
(I don't know how this is enforced
)
In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Ouch!
According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear.
When Viagra became available, operators of Nevada brothels reported that business "shot up" about 20 percent.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
A "Dork' is a whale's penis. Whales have the world's largest penises. The blue whale is the champ, due to his size, with a ten foot long member that is one foot in diameter. (And to think, I was called a Dork for years in school!)
Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of eight hours.
In Ancient Greece, women would expose their vaginas to ward off storms at sea. (Red sky in the morning - sailors warning!)
Both humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common - group sex
(Hopefully not with each other!)
Cleopatra invented her own diaphragm from camel dung.
It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour.
(Is this what they meant by the “shot heard round the world?”)
The most successful X-rated movie of all time is 'Deep Throat'. It cost approximately $25,000 to make (according to the FBI) and has earned more than $600 million dollars.
And finally –
Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex. (Poll taken in a 1995 popular women’s magazine).
The same chemical responsible for the ecstatic highs of love and sexual attraction, phenylethylamine, is also found in chocolate. (There’s the answer now).
3 words here – chocolate body butter!
Sex Trivia-Warning: Don't drink and read at same time!
That's just crazy. I would rather have sex than any food any day! 
Jeanie 
Day of Surgery 366 
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