Ever Wonder About ...
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 each on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards: Naïve
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
There are three religious truths:
1 – Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2 – Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3 – Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at hooters.
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as some adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses it’s voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employee’s take coffee breaks?
What color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot mare as they get older; then it dawned on me … they’re cramming for their final exam!
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what to Chinese mothers use, toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up on the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
If it’s true we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A thorough G?
During income tax time, did you ever notice: when you put the two words “The” and the “IRS” together, it spells “THEIRS”?
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