Lori P

BLACK PANTIES:

Ruthie had lost her husband almost four-years-ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally - Ruthie said she'd go out but didn't know anyone.

Michelle immediately replied ... Mom - I have someone for you to meet.

Well - it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks - he asked her to join him for the weekend in Vermont.

Their first night there - she undressed as he did. There she stood nude - except for a pair of black lacy panties - he was in his birthday suit.

Looking Ruthie over - he asked ... Why the black panties?

She replied ... My breasts you can fondle - my body is yours to explore - but down there I am still mourning.

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same - she stood there wearing the black panties - and he was in his birthday suit - but now he was wearing a black condom.

Ruthie looked at him and asked ... What's with the black condom?

He replied ... I want to offer my deepest condolences.



Lori

rainrain

too funny!!!!

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lol

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LMAO!! FUnny

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CeeCee

Hahahahahahaha! Loved it!

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