Married Sex - Page 4 - ThinnerTimes

Jeanie · 02-06-2007, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SDphotogrl99

I am not even married and I am on the 1-2 times a month plan if I am lucky! Its more like once every two months. It sucks......

I need it at least 3 times a week. Oh well I am having a passion party at my house in a few weeks.

Hopefully that will kick start things for ya! I've been to them and they are fun. Are you doing it co-ed? I've been to both and it's funny how "into" it the guys are.

Baron Patrick · 02-06-2007, 08:23 AM

Betcha can't guess what WE did this morning!

Does anyone remember a song (years ago) called "The Telephone Man"?
(They then did a "sequel" called "Peter the Meter Reader")

It was incredibly sexually suggestive and funnier than all!

lealphachienne · 02-06-2007, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeanie

Hopefully that will kick start things for ya! I've been to them and they are fun. Are you doing it co-ed? I've been to both and it's funny how "into" it the guys are.

Co-ed would be fun!

Though, on so serious note...I could do it every night...but there's the whole pregnancy and STD thing to worry about. Can't do any hormones...so it's only barreir methods and we know the failure rate on them! Plus, with the crazy hours I work...hard to find a steady man to keep it up when I'm available

That's why I have 3 to rotate through

justawoman · 02-06-2007, 10:08 AM

HELP HELP....Someone contact my husband immediately. LOL We have this convo all the damn time. He believes we don't need to have sex all the damn time and I am always trying for a few times a week and he just wont budge. I thought it was the woman who always had the headache not the damn man. grrrrrrrrr I told him yesterday uhmmm you haven't given it up since January 26th do you think I could get some action around here or what and he laughs and thinks I am addicted to sex...WOW the roles are reversed around this house...I am going to make him read this thread..LOL thanks

Cinerbelle · 02-06-2007, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Baron Patrick

Betcha can't guess what WE did this morning!

YOU GO TIGER!!!

Baron Patrick · 02-06-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by justawoman

HELP HELP....Someone contact my husband immediately. LOL We have this convo all the damn time. He believes we don't need to have sex all the damn time and I am always trying for a few times a week and he just wont budge. I thought it was the woman who always had the headache not the damn man. grrrrrrrrr I told him yesterday uhmmm you haven't given it up since January 26th do you think I could get some action around here or what and he laughs and thinks I am addicted to sex...WOW the roles are reversed around this house...I am going to make him read this thread..LOL thanks

Dear Hubby;

C’mon man, you’ve got one HOT woman with you. You need to take care of HER needs, and believe me, she will take care of yours! Hey, your young, virile, and look extremely strong! A few times a week is nothing! It’s one of the best workout’s you could have. Remember, God gave us sex so he can laugh at the faces we give, and the contortions we try!

Please allow me to make some suggestions:

Flower petals on the bed. Rolling around on these satin like leaves feel oh so good, especially for the little lady!

How about a candle-lit bubble bath!

While in the tub, try some body paints – let your imagination go!

If you get hungry, pull out (pun intended) the body chocolate.
If you can't find any, raid the fridge. I've heard that Hershey's chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and other condiments can really work things up!

Fish-net stockings. Not for her, YOU! Laughter and love go wonderfully together.

Remember - if you don't use it, you'll lose it - it's proactive health. Using that plumbing will help prevent testicular cancer (serious truth!)

However, you MUST stay away from - gerbils, sheep, sausages, and anything that has "plug" in it's name.

If you need more suggestions, just ask! I'm full of them!

Duckie · 02-06-2007, 03:19 PM

LMAO Patrick.
Oh, and I used to love "HI. My name is Peter. I'm here to read your meter". lmao

Cinerbelle · 02-06-2007, 04:40 PM

Come on....I know there are more then 29 married people on this forum. It's annonymous to vote!!!

Bypassingme619 · 02-06-2007, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SDphotogrl99

I am not even married and I am on the 1-2 times a month plan if I am lucky! Its more like once every two months. It sucks......

I need it at least 3 times a week. Oh well I am having a passion party at my house in a few weeks.

Are their going to be any Kamasutra books?

Bypassingme619 · 02-06-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by justawoman

HELP HELP....Someone contact my husband immediately. LOL We have this convo all the damn time. He believes we don't need to have sex all the damn time and I am always trying for a few times a week and he just wont budge. I thought it was the woman who always had the headache not the damn man. grrrrrrrrr I told him yesterday uhmmm you haven't given it up since January 26th do you think I could get some action around here or what and he laughs and thinks I am addicted to sex...WOW the roles are reversed around this house...I am going to make him read this thread..LOL thanks

You know what you are gping through right? You are in that 30 year old range and that is woman sex drive begins to increase. My hubby is so looking forward to that day but I have the feeling as soon as I hit that spurt he isn't going to be as intrested as me. Renee tell hubby he better enjoy it while he can.