Lori P

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m. a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told Him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh. Shit,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

eyesthatkissu

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315/167/168 ..... -106 inches, From a size 32 to a size 10. AT GOAL! Below goal after TT! :P 148 pounds no longer linger on my ass!
October, 24 2005

Sometimes I feel like all I am doing is rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic
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Rachel

ROFL!!!! That is so stinkin funny!!!!

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Goal to just be overweight 190
Goal to be "normal" 155

02/28/07 SURGERY!!

Month 1, -23.5
Month 2, -13
Month 3, -19
Month 4, -12.5
Month 5, -12 Century Club!!!
Month 6, -8 ONEderland
Month 7, -7.5 I am just Overweight now!!!
Month 8, -8.5
Month 9, -6 Single Digit Pants
Month 10, -1.5
Month 11, -2

Week 47, -1

readyforit

That is so funny!
I even started to read it over again and laughed just as hard the second time!

Thanks!

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Jim

Surgery Date: October 20, 2006
....359 / 344 / 236 / 195
Highest / PreOp / Current / Goal

TT Gym rat club member #24

Century Club! . . . 5/28/2007


March 14, 2007 . . . -100 lbs since May, 2006 at my highest weight. Not the Century Club yet. . . But very cool!
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Green Hospital (Scripps)

Bypassingme619

OMG that is dang funny.

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justawoman

LMAOOOOOOOO....That sounds exactly like something I would do....Too cute!

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Baby Amari born June 28th, 2007 7:43am 7lbs 14oz
Current weight- 123lbs
HOLY S%*T I HAVE GAINED WEIGHT FINALLY - 139LBS. This is where I want to be so now time to try and maintain it!

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coptergirl

I just got some wierd looks from people here at work for laughing out loud!!! Thans for the giggle

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Whitney
272/243/123.5/135
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GBS 3/7/06
Dr. Stanley Klein -Torrance, CA

Hernia Repair/Tummy Tuck 3/9/07!!!!

148.5 pounds and 64.5 inches gone forever!!

GOAL REACHED 2/6/07!!!

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pambragg

That is a funny one. I remember sending it to my supervisor a while back and she almost fell out of her chair!!

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Open 7/7/04 Dr Callery
333/130/150.........20 lbs below goal now!!
Start/current/goal
TT done 7/19/06
BMI pre-op 57.2
BMI now 21.6....OMG...I'm freaking "normal"

"You are the only one who can make the difference. Whatever your dream is, go for it."

Duckie

Makes me laugh every time I read it. lol

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rivercanyon

Thanks for the laugh Lori that's a good one!!!!!!!

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