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01-24-2007, 08:47 PM
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You've got to read this!! *L*
 Okay, now this is one of the funniest things I've ever read! Luna Lurker (Judy) sent it my way and I just had to share it! Enjoy!
Subject: Fixing your mouse
I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers regarding a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences...
To: Whom this may concern
Re: Replacement of mouse balls
If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.
Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.
Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
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"...if we pay attention to the fact that we can move,
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01-24-2007, 09:17 PM
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OMG!!! This is soooo funny!!
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01-24-2007, 09:21 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!... I will never look at my mouse the same again....
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01-24-2007, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by eyesthatkissu
HAHAHAHAHAHA!... I will never look at my mouse the same again....
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*LOL* I know what you mean, Robin! Glad you enjoyed.
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Little Victories; Grand Rapids, MI
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New Beginnings: My Journey to LIFE
359(BMI: 58.8)/ 148(BMI: 24.3)
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peripheral vein disease, joint pain and 211 lbs GONE!!
Century Club: July 3, 2006
ONE-derland: Dec. 22, 2006
Double Century: May 29, 2007
Goal: June 15, 2008
Lap RNY: 1/30/06-Dr Randal Baker
TT/BL: 09/21/07-Dr Ronald Ford
PS Revisions: 04/29/08-Dr Ronald Ford
Gallbadder removal: 06/09/08-Dr Randal Baker
"...if we pay attention to the fact that we can move,
breathe, feel, laugh, cry and notice sunsets,
there is cause for joy."
-Geneen Roth
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01-24-2007, 09:52 PM
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OMG thanks for the laughs, i will sit back up on my chair now, my tummy muscels were already sore from working out today now they hurt more from laughing
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01-24-2007, 09:56 PM
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OMG thanks for the laughs, i will sit back up on my chair now, my tummy muscels were already sore from working out today now they hurt more from laughing
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*LOL* I read this out loud to my 24 yo daughter and could barely get through it! Both she and I were laughing so hard! Sorry about the sore abs but I'm glad it could bring you a laugh, Carrie.
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Little Victories; Grand Rapids, MI
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New Beginnings: My Journey to LIFE
359(BMI: 58.8)/ 148(BMI: 24.3)
Highest/Current
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peripheral vein disease, joint pain and 211 lbs GONE!!
Century Club: July 3, 2006
ONE-derland: Dec. 22, 2006
Double Century: May 29, 2007
Goal: June 15, 2008
Lap RNY: 1/30/06-Dr Randal Baker
TT/BL: 09/21/07-Dr Ronald Ford
PS Revisions: 04/29/08-Dr Ronald Ford
Gallbadder removal: 06/09/08-Dr Randal Baker
"...if we pay attention to the fact that we can move,
breathe, feel, laugh, cry and notice sunsets,
there is cause for joy."
-Geneen Roth
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02-04-2007, 02:26 PM
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That is freaking hysterical.
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02-05-2007, 09:02 AM
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Beth thanks for laugh!!!!!!
I will have to share this one with my husband.
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02-05-2007, 01:18 PM
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ohhh *cringes* *shudders*
thats just wrong
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02-05-2007, 03:36 PM
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Oh my! I have to copy this an put on our board at work!
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