Well,
WLS is completely excluded by my policy. The ins company refuses to pay.
Looks like that is it for me. I've added my name to the class action lawsuit.
But on the bright side, I am doing VERY well with Weight Watchers.
I'm actually wearing pants that I couldn't wear a few weeks ago (and I need a new belt

).
The new plan is easy to follow, and it helps that my entire family is supporting me.
I will still hang around here and offer my complete and utter brilliance to the conversations that go on though, so don't worry about that
And of course, I'll provide regular updates.