Better Night for SWMBO - Page 2 - ThinnerTimes

Corrine · 03-12-2008, 10:59 AM

Peeing was a major problem for me but the threat of putting the catheter back did the trick.

Sorry to hear that gas is causing Sandy some discomfort - I still had difficulties with that for a few days after I got home. Mint tea and plenty of little walks helped tremendously.

I'm glad you're there for her Jim...hugs.

nextbigloser · 03-12-2008, 10:59 AM

Mike I love it and so true. Last night I had a gas attack

. DH said are you feeling ok because they were coming one after another. But it felt so good.

Omaha Jim · 03-12-2008, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by fisher1000

It's becoming painfully clear that I have much trouble writing a serious response to your posts, Jim. There's always something that sets me off--and I know that it has everything to do with my inner child being a 5th grader. If it has to do with poop, pee, toilet paper, farts or any associated minutiae, I feel compelled to comment and be funny.

That said, I will comment thus:

I hope your wife blows a hole in the bed very soon, and I hope it smells like flowers.

You and I both know (along with all the other post-oppers) that it will probably smell like warmed over year old yogurt with a side of rotting road squirrel, but Sandy need not know that until it happens. If the morphine doesn't knock her out, the post op fart most likely will.

Good times, brother, good times...

-Mike

I really believe we are long lost conjoined twins. Really. For years I have been telling SWMBO that my farts smell like roses - turkish roses. She says no way, I ask her if she has ever smelled turkisk roses. Of course she says no, and I ask, How do you know they don't?

I love you man!

Vim&Vigour · 03-12-2008, 12:29 PM

As long as SWMBO-P doesn't end up with a squeaky voice from the gas! Hope it lifts her off soon! and spririts and all!
Vim

Gwen · 03-13-2008, 10:17 AM

...... I needed a good giggle

Oh Mike seriously - we need to get in touch with the producers of Little Brittain - you've got some good material for them.....

...... or rather you and Jim should start your own show about the "Life after WLS" - gie-gie-gie (sorry my South African accent broke through in my giggles)

PS: Jim, how is Sandy today? any holes in the mattress yet?

XXX