Wiping your rear after surgery? - Page 3 - ThinnerTimes

Godsblessedme · 03-12-2008, 04:54 PM

no probs for me

fisher1000 · 03-12-2008, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Cinerbelle

OMG!! This was me... I used a wooden spoon with baby wipes (smoother). My Sister said she would never let me cook anything in front of her again if I was going to use a wooden spoon. I swear, I put that sucker in the dish washer before using it again....JUST KIDDING!!

I COULD PEE IN MY PANTS! I can barely type I'm laughing so hard!

I know this was supposed to be a serious thread, but I can't help it.

I didn't have any trouble after the surgery, but before the surgery I pulled a muscle in my arm once trying to get around the block, if you know what I mean.

I had open surgery, and wasn't sore enough to cause any problems. Now with the weight loss--I can wipe like a mofo--easy as pie! The only problem is now I only poop every couple of days. When I was really big, sometimes it was twice a day or more! (Wiping then was a workout!)

I love how open we can be on this forum. I'm giggling, but I'm trying REALLY HARD to be mature.

-Mike

Debz · 03-12-2008, 05:24 PM

I'm a nurse, and am here to say I've wiped more asses than I care to count. So, when it was my turn, I let the nurses earn their pay. Trust me, they've seen bigger asses than yours...don't be too proud to not hurt yourself.

2bAhealthierMOM · 03-12-2008, 05:34 PM

I have to say....when I was in the hospital & was getting up to GO, the nurse asked was I going to have a BM. After I told her I was she said that I was not supposed to do a lot twisting & to let someone help me.....so I did.

Bless my husband's heart....I guess that means he really loves me!

I was fine after a week or so though and I definitely agree with the others b/c I have way less frequent POOPS now than I did before surgery.

I agree Mike, never in a million years would I have ever talked about this, but on here, it's okay, we're all one BIG (in the process of getting SMALLER) family!

jahluk · 03-12-2008, 05:57 PM

I hope my husband is that wonderful...maybe I should give him a heads up...lol

rivi23 · 03-12-2008, 07:49 PM

I am sitting here laughing, and talking to my husband about this. He just looked at me and was like WHAT??? Told me he loved me, and we will find a way (he liked the wooden spoon idea) and then was like oh no...what will I do. I hope I have a good nurse. Just kidding, I hope that I don't have any problems with that!

Cari

Cinerbelle · 03-12-2008, 08:11 PM

My sweet hubby wiped by booty once... I was in labor and had the big "D"...it was early labor, so I made it to the bathroom...but I couldn't wipe (long story)...so he lovingly wiped for me and then proceeded to puke everywhere. Hubby had a BADDDDD gag reflex when it came to poop... fortunately baby poop did not have the same effect.

sherry7 · 03-12-2008, 08:55 PM

You guys crack me up! Jim and Mike especially, you two have made me spit all over my laptop screen more times than I can count.

Between the 2 of you, I think you owe me a package of screen wipes, lol.

Just to be safe, I think I'm going to buy some baby wipes to have at home. Seems like that would be easier to use than t-paper. I wouldn't mind asking a nurse at the hospital for help, but asking my hubby is another story. I'd probably have to repay the favor someday by helping him insert hemmroid medicine. Ick!

Princess · 03-12-2008, 09:12 PM

Oh my this is a funny thread!

Well I had a poop day 2 and wiped my own ass, maybe not as well as I could have but I had a shower right after (assisted by the nurse) After day 4 I found putting one leg up on the side of the bath or loo and having a good handful of babywipes worked well.......I still like babywipes after a dump!

sherry7 · 03-12-2008, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Princess

..I still like babywipes after a dump!

I'm lol, but this is definitely TMI!