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07-10-2009, 10:42 AM
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Location: Da Burgh - Stanley Cup AND a Superbowl in the same year? |
Surgeon: Dr. Daniel Gagne |
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size of yer...um...yeah.
caught a glimpse of the "equipment" this morning in the mirror, and I guess it's true about the weight loss giving more size to the ...yeah, you know. I have no complaints... today it kinda reminded me of an old joke, thought i'd share it with you guys (and gals)...
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Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?"
After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you except if you're willing to try an experimental treatment."
Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going
through life without ever having sex again is too much, lets go for it."
A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girl friend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being uncomfortable.
To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a dinner roll and then returned to his pants.
His girl friend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do that again?"
Jack replied, "Well, I guess so, but I'm not sure I can fit another dinner roll up my butt!"
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Needless to say, it's been a LONG time since i had a Dangle. Today I was like "Dang....a Dangle!" 
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07-10-2009, 11:51 AM
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Location: North Carolina |
Surgeon: Torquati |
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My hubby is a pretty skinny guy but he always says when he feels like he's gained a pound or two, "You gotta keep a good shed over your tool!"
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07-10-2009, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009 |
Location: Bentonville, AR |
Surgeon: Joshua Roller |
Start Weight: 420 |
Current Weight: 233 |
Goal Weight: 180 |
Surgery Date: 09/09/2008 |
Age: 23 |
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Whoa. This thread made me giggle.
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420/ 233/ 180
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Surgery date: 09/09/2008
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07-10-2009, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009 |
Location: Kings Mountain, NC |
Surgeon: Dr. Jon Hata |
Start Weight: 317 |
Current Weight: 217 |
Goal Weight: 199 |
Surgery Date: 05/01/2009 |
Age: 31 |
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Definetly wasn't covered in the education class.
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320/ 215/199
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07-10-2009, 06:19 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009 |
Location: Chicago |
Start Weight: 350 |
Current Weight: 205 |
Goal Weight: -35 |
Surgery Date: 12/05/2008 |
Age: 32 |
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the more you lose, the bigger it gets... im just saying...
I'm just glad to see when I'm not lookin in the mirror....
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07-10-2009, 06:33 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2009 |
Location: Da Burgh - Stanley Cup AND a Superbowl in the same year? |
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Jobu, no doubt. Belly-do* day was a very good day
* when your belly sticks out further than your dicky-do. Opposite of Dicky-do day
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07-12-2009, 08:49 PM
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Location: Tama, Iowa |
Surgeon: Dr. Stephen Sundberg |
Age: 44 |
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too funny
This thread is too funny, love the joke. Dangle away my dear sir, dangle away
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01/14/09 initial consult with surgeon
1/24/09 mental health evaluation
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07-13-2009, 05:37 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006 |
Location: Sandy Eggo, CA |
Surgeon: The Great Dr. Callery |
Start Weight: 356 |
Current Weight: 220 |
Goal Weight: 175 |
Posts: 1,024 |
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Bigger
Over the last 3 years, my gut and lower has shrunk, so I've gained about 3 inches or so...
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07-13-2009, 08:44 PM
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Location: Wyoming |
Surgeon: Dr. Whitney Parnell |
Age: 28 |
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I will preface this by saying, I love my husband dearly and couldn't have gotten a better man to spend my life with. That being said, I would love to make love with him! Of the three years we've been married, two of those have proved difficult to the love life due to diabetes issues with him and weight issues with both of us. (Not that there aren't "other" ways of pleasure, but when you love someone, especially when that love is in the early stages, you want to kanoodle as much as you can!) Now that I am seven months out of surgery, and he is undergoing surgery soon, I am excited that our already wonderful life may be given even more wonderful!  
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Highest weight: 278
Weight at surgery: 270
Current Weight: 188
Goal Weight: 140
Beginning BMI: 56.1 (Morbidly Obese)
Current BMI: 39.1 (Obese)
Starting pant size: 24
Starting shirt size: XXXL or 24
Current Pant and Shirt Size: 12/14 and L/XL
GERD gone! PCOS improved! BP Normal!
Wound Infection Healed (Finally!) April 8, 2009
Went go-kart riding for the first time: May 26, 2009
Onederland!!! 6/1/09
No longer MORBIDLY Obese 6/25/09
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07-13-2009, 09:45 PM
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hehe this thread made me smile. glad you've got your dangle back on!
Sorry to hear Roxanne, hopefully it'll get better and you can finally get back into the honeymoon phase
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