Wait so you are telling me all that advice you have been giving me is pure d bullshit? WTF. Yep def bunch of re re's on our hands here!

So, apparently i'm a bully. Who the hell listens to what a 25 year old has to say about themselves? God, I certain don't even listen to myself half the time, I think i'm still 250 lbs, shows how much i listen to myself.

FYI: Internet nutjobs, I have enough of my own insanity in my life. I most certainly do NOT need yours. I guarantee though if I run out, i'll call you... actually i wont.

Dear 7 lb 9 oz baby Jesue.

Jesus doesn't like his name used in vain.

I figured you were Kel telling me to use the search function!

google it

LMAO. Guess we will call it a draw huh?

Ummm yeah quite possibly. I want my old Kelly back STAT. Tho I have been trying to carry on the bitch throne as I am sure you have read.

i think you know i'm sick when my bitchassness turns into rainbows and kittens coming out my ass. I don't have it in me to even be remotely mean right now, though i'm sure SOMEONE will come along eating pizza 3 wks out to knock some sense back into me.

Should i be checking myself back into the hospital and heading for the mental ward now?

Seriously wtf? They send some happy fucking juice through them Jersey veins? I am sensing rainbows and kittens coming out of your ass as we speak.