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Originally Posted by OsoDelDesierto
Mike, you are a PhotoShop genius and a total inspiration!
All laughter aside, look how tiny your waist is now (20 inches down is remarkable!), and look how incongrous your present-day movie star face looks with the gigantic Very Special Effects belly in your re-enactment pic! My guess is that your 2007 face wasn't quite so slender and lady-killing, especially when paired with with your real-life ginormous belly, am I right, my brother? 
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Quite right, Eric, old chap.
My face before was piggy looking. Apropos for the lifestyle I was living. I keep thinking about it (ever analyzing this process) and besides eating so much, all I did was lay around. It's no wonder I felt the way I felt, I had checked out of living. Now that I've checked back in--there's no words for how awesome I feel, except for why the hell did I wait to do it?
Oh, and no one has ever described me using the words "tiny waist" before. I think I spotted a tear. I said this the other day in another post, but people don't really know how much their words mean to me. It's funny how the smallest of phrases makes the biggest of differences. Thank you for that.
-Mike