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08-19-2005, 12:10 AM
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TT Master
Join Date: Jan 2005 |
Location: Hemet,CA |
Surgeon: Dr. Callery |
Start Weight: 315 |
Current Weight: 150 |
Goal Weight: 165 |
Surgery Date: 10/24/2005 |
Age: 38 |
Posts: 2,294 |
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Ode to a Pannus...
Late at night..... my mind wanders.... and sometimes when it does.... it rhymes.....
Ode to a Pannus
Oh... hello my darling pannus;
Just when on earth did you appear?
Perhaps when I was eating oreo's?
I thought I'd see those on my rear.
You have become such a part of me;
And I assure you I do not approve.
But here you are larger then life;
Jiggling in triumph everytime I move.
I see you trying valliantly;
To reach some evil goal.
Trying to reach my kneecaps;
or perhaps even the floor.
Oh my lovely oafish pannus;
You are such a part of me.
I never thought you such a pest,
Until last when I tried to pee.
I know you long to be with me,
Your place you feel is here.
But alas, I disagree with you.
And what the heck is with the hair?
I can't wait to bid you farwell.
To say an eternal good-bye.
But wait, whats with all these dimples
Appearing on my thighs?!?!
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~~Robin~~
~~Dr. C was impressed by me!~~
315/150/165 ..... -112 inches, From a size 32 to a size 10. Below Goal :P 165 pounds no longer linger on my ass!
October, 24 2005
Sometimes I feel like all I am doing is rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic 
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -Abraham Lincoln
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08-19-2005, 01:16 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2004 |
Location: SAN DIEGO AND LANCASTER CALIFORNIA |
Age: 52 |
Posts: 1,038 |
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Isn't this just so sad and so true? I wish I could bid thee farewell, but alas, it is still here.
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Hugs,
Traci
Open RNY March 16, 2004
At goal
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08-19-2005, 07:22 AM
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TT Master
Join Date: Apr 2004 |
Location: Oceanside, CA |
Surgeon: Dr. Potts |
Start Weight: 235 |
Current Weight: 128 |
Surgery Date: 05/28/2004 |
Posts: 5,127 |
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Farewll to the pannus, welcome zagged scars!
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08-19-2005, 08:46 AM
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Join Date: May 2005 |
Location: Minneapolis, MN |
Age: 36 |
Posts: 567 |
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Only you Robin!!! 
So true!
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Annelle 
Lap RNY 9/22/05
Dr. Bradley Pierce
310/241/180
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08-19-2005, 09:20 AM
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TT Master
Join Date: Apr 2004 |
Location: Lancaster, PA (Born & raised in San Diego til 1/4/08) |
Surgeon: The Great Charles Callery MD |
Age: 36 |
Posts: 7,919 |
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Dude..... you are dos muchos! I love it! and your brilliant mind!
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J.Bridget Fisher aka koi-pea
2/9/04 lap 5'11"
298/172
Find me on face book using this email; bridgetgirl@msn.com
"People will argue with you that getting what you want in life isn’t something you can learn, if you’re destined to be one of the worlds winners as opposed to one of its perpetual whiners, its because you have been born with the right talents and temperament and have a big dose of self-esteem, ambition, and good judgment." Kate White
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08-19-2005, 09:31 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005 |
Location: San Diego |
Age: 45 |
Posts: 804 |
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Robin, you crack me up! How about a poem about how beautiful YOU are!
Linda
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Linda
Surgery January 6, 2006
130 lbs gone
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
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08-19-2005, 09:31 AM
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TT Master
Join Date: Sep 2004 |
Location: El Cajon |
Surgeon: Dr. C |
Age: 37 |
Posts: 5,695 |
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Robin
That was extermely funny!! Hey any word yet? 
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Lap Dr. Callery
July 7, 2004
Savanna Annmarie was born on 10/14/2008
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08-19-2005, 12:26 PM
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TT Master
Join Date: Jan 2005 |
Location: Hemet,CA |
Surgeon: Dr. Callery |
Start Weight: 315 |
Current Weight: 150 |
Goal Weight: 165 |
Surgery Date: 10/24/2005 |
Age: 38 |
Posts: 2,294 |
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LOL... thanks girls... I'm such a dork.... I have my consult on Sept. 2nd. That's about it.....
I'm so pretty
I love me
I love my big butt
Don't you agree?
Look at me jiggle
When I walk away
Look at my double chin
It's larger today
I'm so pretty
I love me
Big though I am
No one else would I be.
For Linda.....
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~~Robin~~
~~Dr. C was impressed by me!~~
315/150/165 ..... -112 inches, From a size 32 to a size 10. Below Goal :P 165 pounds no longer linger on my ass!
October, 24 2005
Sometimes I feel like all I am doing is rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -Abraham Lincoln
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08-19-2005, 01:16 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005 |
Location: San Diego |
Age: 45 |
Posts: 804 |
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Robin....that is the best! You had me laughin like a lunatic!
Thanks
Linda
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Linda
Surgery January 6, 2006
130 lbs gone
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
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08-19-2005, 02:05 PM
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Member
Join Date: May 2005 |
Location: Vista |
Age: 45 |
Posts: 74 |
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Robin,
It is so strange to be completely in love with someone I haven't even met.
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Tami
257/225/135
consult/current/goal
surgery date 08/26/05
lap, Dr. Potts
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