Ode to a Pannus... - Page 3 - ThinnerTimes - Gastric Bypass Forum, Lap Band Forum, and Vertical Sleeve Gastrectomy Forum

trickychick68 · 06-29-2006, 11:33 AM

You are so frigging goofy and funny. Thanks for the laughs. You are a good girl.

sdgrrl · 06-29-2006, 11:38 AM

Oh my Darling Zen,
The toaster oven is just the FIRST gift presented to new teammates...there are some other totally wonderous benefits that come with the commitment. What we don't have are fabulous parting gifts...If you switch back, you're on your own....

and yeah, we'd probably want the toaster oven back, too....

mistymee · 10-30-2009, 12:01 PM

okay... these poems were just soo funny, they needed to be brought forth for a new group of people to have a chuckle!

These are awesome, Robin! lol

eyesthatkissu · 10-30-2009, 12:03 PM

HAHA Thanks doll....

soon2bthin · 10-30-2009, 12:04 PM

LMAO Robin.

F*cking hilarious.

sdgrrl · 11-01-2009, 04:42 AM

Oh, Robin Grrl,
What a treat to see you on here! A couple of us were wondering where you went and how you were. It pleases me hugely to see you post!

Your party, with the Malibu and the karaoke--me finally getting the juevos to sing, and then nailing 'White Rabbit'--I think your party was the best one I EVER went to! Thanks for a terrific memory, and give me a contact of some sort--we would love love love to see you! My phone number hasn't changed, but if you need it, just ask!
Love you!

Delane · 11-01-2009, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sdgrrl

Oh, Robin Grrl,
What a treat to see you on here! A couple of us were wondering where you went and how you were. It pleases me hugely to see you post!

Your party, with the Malibu and the karaoke--me finally getting the juevos to sing, and then nailing 'White Rabbit'--I think your party was the best one I EVER went to! Thanks for a terrific memory, and give me a contact of some sort--we would love love love to see you! My phone number hasn't changed, but if you need it, just ask!
Love you!

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Originally Posted by eyesthatkissu

Late at night..... my mind wanders.... and sometimes when it does.... it rhymes.....

Ode to a Pannus

Oh... hello my darling pannus;
Just when on earth did you appear?
Perhaps when I was eating oreo's?
I thought I'd see those on my rear.

You have become such a part of me;
And I assure you I do not approve.
But here you are larger then life;
Jiggling in triumph everytime I move.

I see you trying valliantly;
To reach some evil goal.
Trying to reach my kneecaps;
or perhaps even the floor.

Oh my lovely oafish pannus;
You are such a part of me.
I never thought you such a pest,
Until last when I tried to pee.

I know you long to be with me,
Your place you feel is here.
But alas, I disagree with you.
And what the heck is with the hair?

I can't wait to bid you farwell.
To say an eternal good-bye.
But wait, whats with all these dimples
Appearing on my thighs?!?!

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Originally Posted by eyesthatkissu

LOL... thanks girls... I'm such a dork.... I have my consult on Sept. 2nd. That's about it.....

I'm so pretty
I love me
I love my big butt
Don't you agree?

Look at me jiggle
When I walk away
Look at my double chin
It's larger today

I'm so pretty
I love me
Big though I am
No one else would I be.

For Linda.....

Still Laughing, I loved them both, cant wait till you post some more, You should start a thread just for these.

eyesthatkissu · 11-01-2009, 07:59 PM

You know Donna... that was a great party! I remember distinctly all the singing... I remember how it was a girls only slumber party and we were all in our PJ's and low and behold my gorgeous husband came home from working out of town as a surprise... he put on HIS jammies... served cocktails to all the women and finally sang "Good Hearted Woman" to me infront of everyone!!! I think we all were crying!

I miss those days when we were all so close... we should work on that.