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06-28-2005, 09:49 AM
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I gotta joke for you guys
Teacher asked Little Johnny to think of a 3 syllable word. Little Johnny replies, "Urinate".
Teacher tells Little Johnny to use it in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Urinate. And if you had bigger boobs you'd be a 10".
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06-28-2005, 10:18 AM
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oh yeah... well look at this one!
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........and one
blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away.....Florida or the
moon? The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooo, can you see Florida.......??
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"People will argue with you that getting what you want in life isn’t something you can learn, if you’re destined to be one of the worlds winners as opposed to one of its perpetual whiners, its because you have been born with the right talents and temperament and have a big dose of self-esteem, ambition, and good judgment." Kate White
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06-28-2005, 12:35 PM
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Good ones guys! Thanks for the laugh!
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06-28-2005, 12:45 PM
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I Ain't Done - You CA girls will Love this
North Carolina Girl ...Short and Sweet
A girl from North Carolina and a girl from California were seated side by side on an airplane.
The girl from NC , being friendly and all, said: "So, where y'all from?"
The CA girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from NC sat quietly for a few moments then replied:
"So, where y'all from, bitch?"
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RNY Lap (09/09/05)
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"CERTIFIED POPSICLE JUNKIE"
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06-28-2005, 12:49 PM
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funny
Those were funny. I really liked the Californa girl and the girl from NC.
Thanks made my day..
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06-28-2005, 01:04 PM
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Hey
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Originally Posted by ScootRider
North Carolina Girl ...Short and Sweet
A girl from North Carolina and a girl from California were seated side by side on an airplane.
The girl from NC , being friendly and all, said: "So, where y'all from?"
The CA girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from NC sat quietly for a few moments then replied:
"So, where y'all from, bitch?"
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HEY I'm from CA. Born and raised, and I.............well I thought it was funny! 
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Lap Dr. Callery
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Savanna Annmarie was born on 10/14/2008
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06-28-2005, 01:43 PM
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Another joke
Tommy's teacher was asking everyone in the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Sally wanted to be a nurse
Billy wanted to be a fireman
Susie wanted to be a ballerina
Pete wanted to be a cowboy
"Tommy, what do you want to be when you grow up?" she asked.
"I want to be a vitamin" Tommy replied.
"A vitamin, whatever made you think you could be a vitamin" the teacher asked.
Tommy replied "I saw a sign in the drugstore, it said "Vitamin B1"
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Start/current/goal
TT done 7/19/06
BMI pre-op 57.2
BMI now 21.6....OMG...I'm freaking "normal"
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06-28-2005, 02:04 PM
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I love the vitamin joke! That is too much! It's also perfect for us losers!!!
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06-28-2005, 02:34 PM
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Have you head this one
The Size of the Ranch
A guy from Texas and a guy from Arkansas are driving on the ranch of the guy from Arkansas and the Texan guy says, "this is an awful small ranch."
The guy from Arkansas doesn't think anything of it and goes on. The Texan says, "my ranch is so big I can leave at 1:00 in the morning and get to the other side by the end of the day."
The guy from Arkansas says, "I used to have a truck like that."
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06-28-2005, 02:41 PM
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That was funny thanks for the laugh.
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