raquel

I hope I'm not repeating an old joke everyone has heard........

After having weight loss surgery, Margaret was feeling sexier than ever. Her husband, Tom, asked what she'd like to do to celebrate her 100 lb loss. She said that she would love for them both to walk around the house NAKED all day! Wow, was Tom excited! So, they drew the blinds and began their day. Margaret went in and fixed Tom breakfast, and then sat across from him at the table. Feeling frisky, she said, "You know Tom, my nipples still get hot every time I look at you!!" Tom said, "Yeah, well that's cuz one's in your coffee and one's in your oatmeal!"

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Raquel
312/303/150
highest/ current/goal

Vanderbilt Center for Surgical Weight Loss
3 wks left of 3 mth preop program
then submit to ins and get a date

mauldinmama

that's great...thanks for sharing!

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Leesa

wls date April 17th 07

nothing taste better than thinner is going to feel. Here's to living longer, stronger and reaching those personal goals all of them!

highest/morning of/ afternoon of/ current/goal
203 /186.6 / 198.8 / 150.4 /????
heart healthy and diabetes free!!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel

ROFL I have never heard that before!! That is great, a nice way to end my day today thanks!

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315/289/183
Highest/Surgery/Current

Surgery 2-28-07

Goal to just be overweight 190
Goal to be "normal" 155


Do I really want to be normal?? Having some body issues. Don't want to be too thin.

raquel

I guess thats what we have to look forward to. I only we could absorbe thru our nipples and "pump" them up.

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Raquel
312/303/150
highest/ current/goal

Vanderbilt Center for Surgical Weight Loss
3 wks left of 3 mth preop program
then submit to ins and get a date

lealphachienne

I spit Chex mix all over my computer!!!! That was so funny, and true!

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Duckie

lmao

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SweetSouthern

ROFL that is so funny because I can relate so easily to that one, but my cup of coffee or bowl of oatmeal would have to be under my right arm because that's where that one stays! LOL

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Baron Patrick

LMAO! Thank you, started my day right!

It could be worse - it could have been the GUYS nipples!

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Baron Patrick

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bridgetgirl

Never heard it before.... freakin' halarious! lmao

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JenBear7

SO glad thats not going to be an issue here.. never got the major boob thing.. (thankfully).. altho..Carrie promised me some of hers! lol... That was funny .. thanks for the giggle!

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367/325/227/180
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July 9, 2007.. my re-birthday!
Century Club: November 17, 2007

140 Pounds Lost... I'm not Going to Miss them or even TRY to find them.. they can stay lost!! (And if you see them... RUN.. you dont want them either!)

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