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03-27-2007, 08:54 PM
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wls joke
I hope I'm not repeating an old joke everyone has heard........
After having weight loss surgery, Margaret was feeling sexier than ever. Her husband, Tom, asked what she'd like to do to celebrate her 100 lb loss. She said that she would love for them both to walk around the house NAKED all day! Wow, was Tom excited! So, they drew the blinds and began their day. Margaret went in and fixed Tom breakfast, and then sat across from him at the table. Feeling frisky, she said, "You know Tom, my nipples still get hot every time I look at you!!" Tom said, "Yeah, well that's cuz one's in your coffee and one's in your oatmeal!"
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Raquel
312/303/150
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Vanderbilt Center for Surgical Weight Loss
3 wks left of 3 mth preop program
then submit to ins and get a date
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03-27-2007, 08:56 PM
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hahahahah
that's great...thanks for sharing!
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Leesa
wls date April 17th 07
nothing taste better than thinner is going to feel. Here's to living longer, stronger and reaching those personal goals all of them!
highest/morning of/ afternoon of/ current/goal
203 /186.6 / 198.8 / 150.4 /????
heart healthy and diabetes free!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-27-2007, 09:04 PM
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ROFL I have never heard that before!! That is great, a nice way to end my day today thanks!
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Highest/Surgery/Current
Surgery 2-28-07
Goal to just be overweight 190
Goal to be "normal" 155
Do I really want to be normal?? Having some body issues. Don't want to be too thin.
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03-27-2007, 09:09 PM
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I guess thats what we have to look forward to. I only we could absorbe thru our nipples and "pump" them up. 
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Raquel
312/303/150
highest/ current/goal
Vanderbilt Center for Surgical Weight Loss
3 wks left of 3 mth preop program
then submit to ins and get a date
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03-27-2007, 10:51 PM
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I spit Chex mix all over my computer!!!! That was so funny, and true!
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03-27-2007, 11:11 PM
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lmao
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FOUNDER OF THE DUCKSACK CLUB TT Gym Rat # 83
Lap RNY 3/31/06
Start of program/preop/lowest/current/goal
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03-27-2007, 11:35 PM
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ROFL that is so funny because I can relate so easily to that one, but my cup of coffee or bowl of oatmeal would have to be under my right arm because that's where that one stays! LOL
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Trina
Lap RNY 06/07/06
357/195  /Goal=Life
Pre-Op/Current/Goal
Century Club - Nov 7, 2006
I MADE IT!!!! ONEDERLAND FEELS SOOOO GOOD! - March 15, 2008
162 lbs GONE!!
Officially: AlabamaSlammerBear
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03-28-2007, 08:50 AM
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LMAO! Thank you, started my day right!
It could be worse - it could have been the GUYS nipples! 
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Baron Patrick
It Ain't Over Till I Say It's Over-And I Won! 
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LAP RNY 5/29/07
TT Gym Rat Club Member #19
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03-28-2007, 09:09 AM
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Never heard it before.... freakin' halarious! lmao
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2/9/04 lap 5'11"
298/170-trying to lose another 10
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What Sawyer would call me on LOST: ladybug
"People will argue with you that getting what you want in life isn’t something you can learn, if you’re destined to be one of the worlds winners as opposed to one of its perpetual whiners, its because you have been born with the right talents and temperament and have a big dose of self-esteem, ambition, and good judgment." Kate White
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03-28-2007, 09:13 AM
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SO glad thats not going to be an issue here.. never got the major boob thing.. (thankfully).. altho..Carrie promised me some of hers! lol... That was funny .. thanks for the giggle!
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367/325/227/180
Start/Day of Surgery/Current/Goal
July 9, 2007.. my re-birthday!
Century Club: November 17, 2007
140 Pounds Lost... I'm not Going to Miss them or even TRY to find them.. they can stay lost!! (And if you see them... RUN.. you dont want them either!)
"Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you respond to it" ~~ Lou Holtz
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