I did it!!
I've actually done that to someone. In a mall. At Christmas time!! I was walking along minding my own business when this kid, maybe 9 or 10, starting circling me. He was keeping up with me and had his arms out like an airplane. He was "flying" around me all the way down this really long hallway. After putting up with so much crap from Christmas shopping this was the last thing I needed. So, on the next fly-by I reached out and whacked him upside the back of his little noggin'. I caught mostly hair, but I could tell I connected by the stunned look I got from him.
Man! Did it ever feel good! I burst out in maniacal laughter the rest of the way out of the mall and all the way to my car. I guess the laughter was from a couple of things: 1) it was a great stress reliever; and 2) if anyone saw me they would just chalk it up to being deranged instead of a child abuser. Of course this was so long ago no one would even think about child abuse. Just wish his parents had been around so I could have done the same thing to them for not watching him.
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 René
Dr. Savu, VAMCLJ
January 25,2007 Lap RNY
5'3"/current BMI=22.6 OMG! I'm normal! Well, my BMI at least!
242/214.4/127.5/135
Highest/Surgery/Current (below goal!)/ My Goal (Doc wants "normal" BMI)
114.5 lbs lost from highest, 87 lbs from surgery and 32.5 inches gone forever!
CENTURY!! 9/14/07
GOAL!!11/1/07
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