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09-08-2006, 01:18 PM
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Location: BC, Canada |
Surgeon: Dr. Nohr |
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Your weight loss equals......
How Much Weight Have You Lost?
Your weight loss =
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg or a sack of sugar
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain or 4 sacks of sugar
20 pounds = an automobile tire or a large sack of potatoes
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant's heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay or 200 sticks of butter
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant's penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World's Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she's 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she's 5'4")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
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Lisa
aka....Canadian Bear and her Canadian Bear Cubs!
Open RNY - Jan 30, 2006
Tummy Tuck - June 4, 2007
314/ 152-157/180
start/ now/goal
BMI 45.7/22.1-24/26.2
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Century Club - Sept 12, 2006
Overweight Club - Oct 19, 2006
One-der-land - Nov 8, 2006
Below Goal - Jan 30, 2007 - Anniversary Date!
Holding Below Goal - 2 year surgery anniversary!
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09-08-2006, 01:20 PM
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Surgeon: Dr. Donald Czerniach |
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cute. Right now I"m between and irish setter and a gold brick! 
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FOUNDER OF THE DUCKSACK CLUB TT Gym Rat # 83
Lap RNY 3/31/06
Start of program/preop/lowest/current/goal
273/256/132.5 /134/145----- 5'8"
http://www.myspace.com/duckiern
"Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you react to it."
"If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble!"
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09-08-2006, 01:26 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005 |
Location: Virginia Beach, VA |
Surgeon: Stanley Klein |
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Cool - right now I am 3 pounds shy of a 2 month old horse  The 60 pound comparison was pretty funny 
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Blessings,
Whitney
272/243/ 123.5/135
Highest/Pre-op/ Current/Goal
GBS 3/7/06
Dr. Stanley Klein -Torrance, CA
Hernia Repair/Tummy Tuck 3/9/07!!!!
148.5 pounds and 64.5 inches gone forever!!
GOAL REACHED 2/6/07!!!
Ducksack Member#3! And TTBear Blondbear!!
www.myspace.com/horsegalwhit
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09-08-2006, 01:45 PM
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Right now I am the amount an average american eats in red meat a year. I guess that would be a great deal less for a GBP patient!!
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DYANN
Lap RNY 1/4/06....
46/ 19.8/23.5 BMI's 167.9 pounds gone forever as of 9/12/07 116.3%to goal
294.4/ 126.5/150
5' 7''
Jupiter, Florida
Dr. Jefferson Vaughan: GBP
Dr. P Duddly Giles: Plastic surgeon TT/BL 03.20.2007
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09-08-2006, 01:50 PM
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Location: Honolulu, Hawaii |
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I just gave birth to a newborn calf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank God that is over!!! hahaha
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MELANIE
LAP RNY 5/2/06 (I'M A LOSER NOW !!)
284/158/150
8 pounds to GOAL!!!!! WOO HOO!!!
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09-08-2006, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006 |
Location: Iowa |
Surgeon: Matthew Christophersen, M.D., FACS |
Age: 38 |
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Lovely!!
Why is it that I get stuck with the Elephant Penis???
Was this a set up???
LISA??????
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Zen
LAP RNY June 5th, 2006, Genesis Medical Center, Iowa
257 / 140 / 139
Start / Current/Goal
Plastics 8/7/07, 12/15/07, 6/5/08 - Dr. Aric Eckhardt
AKA: ZenBear
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning!!
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09-08-2006, 04:10 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005 |
Location: Sun City, California |
Surgeon: Dr. Wittgrove |
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I am at a new born giraffe.......shooting for the Dictionary!
WOW 60 pounds for a Elephant ding-a-ling....good lord I had no idea!!
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~Holly~ ~Lap RNY 10-10-05
370/363/170.5/199
Start/Pre-op/Now/Goal
56.3/55.3/25/30.3
Went from a size 28 to a size 10! 199.5 pounds lost!~I did it! I am less than half the size I started at!
I love my new shape!
Just had my first baby 6-17-08! Got back to my pre prego weight in 17 days!
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09-08-2006, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005 |
Location: BC, Canada |
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Originally Posted by Zenomia
Why is it that I get stuck with the Elephant Penis???
Was this a set up???
LISA??????
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What's worse and elephant dong or a 2 month old horse (me) ?.....no set up Zen.....just a good ha ha for a Friday afternoon!
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Lisa
aka....Canadian Bear and her Canadian Bear Cubs!
Open RNY - Jan 30, 2006
Tummy Tuck - June 4, 2007
314/ 152-157/180
start/ now/goal
BMI 45.7/22.1-24/26.2
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Century Club - Sept 12, 2006
Overweight Club - Oct 19, 2006
One-der-land - Nov 8, 2006
Below Goal - Jan 30, 2007 - Anniversary Date!
Holding Below Goal - 2 year surgery anniversary!
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09-08-2006, 04:45 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006 |
Location: Iowa |
Surgeon: Matthew Christophersen, M.D., FACS |
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Originally Posted by LisaBoston
What's worse and elephant dong or a 2 month old horse (me) ?.....no set up Zen.....just a good ha ha for a Friday afternoon!
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The PENIS is worse...and YOU know it!! LOL!!
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Zen
LAP RNY June 5th, 2006, Genesis Medical Center, Iowa
257 / 140 / 139
Start / Current/Goal
Plastics 8/7/07, 12/15/07, 6/5/08 - Dr. Aric Eckhardt
AKA: ZenBear
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning!!
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09-08-2006, 08:46 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006 |
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii |
Age: 34 |
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Originally Posted by Zenomia
Why is it that I get stuck with the Elephant Penis???
Was this a set up???
LISA??????
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I missed this one when I first went through the list. Good God, who would have thought. If I were a lady elephant I would have to tell him to stay far away from me with that thing. hahahah LMAO!!!!!
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MELANIE
LAP RNY 5/2/06 (I'M A LOSER NOW !!)
284/158/150
8 pounds to GOAL!!!!! WOO HOO!!!
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