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Old 08-31-2006, 06:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Totally OT!!
THIS IS THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE::

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No", and the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

THE END!!!!!


I couldn't resist!
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL Funny!!!!
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Sheesh - If I'd only read that one before I said "I do"
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Old 08-31-2006, 08:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sheesh - If I'd only read that one before I said "I do"
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Sheesh - If I'd only read that one before I said "I do"

DITTO!!!! LOL
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Old 08-31-2006, 09:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Sandi,
Thanks for the chuckle my be-u-ti-ful friend!!! I needed that today. Makes me remember why I don't want to be "involved" in any relationship. Hell, at 47 I am just finding out who "I" am. Not someone's daughter, mother, grandma, etc. It is kind of liberating but scary too. Not ready to share "this" with anyone yet!! Besides, I like farting in my own house and not having to say excuse me!!!!
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That is so funny...but I can still fart in front of my hubby and he still thinks I am sexy . What a great man I have.
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I just had to say Ms. Sandi you look great.
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LOL Sandi....I love it!
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